Talking about sex?! On the internet?!?! YOU WHORES!
Saw this over at

foreignland starts an OT conversation about her new vibrator.

Unfortunately,

bebewood decides that she's just not going to stand for this:

are you in middle school? because its not cool to talk about this shit to strangers once your past it. youre beyond pathetic

i guess you take after paris

Cue a lolarious wanksplosion in which

bebewood explains to the community at large that mentioning you vibrator use at all constitutes bragging, and bragging about sex is something that only immature middleschoolers do. Also, they're all fat, ugly, whores who somehow manage to never get laid and be crawling with STDs at the same time.

That, and she seems to have a bug up her ass about people mocking her for pics she has on her journal. No idea what that's about.

Choice quotes include:

lmao BRAGGING about using a vibrator, doesnt make you a whore, it makes you a fucking loser who wants people to THINK youre a whore.

OMG I DID NOT CALL HER A WHORE. i called her a WANNABE WHORE. its obvious she doesnt get much action, therefore she feels the need to be open about any little thing she gets. that is pathetic.

not to mention this girl is probably some hideous fat beast we wouldnt want to imagine doing anything sexual

BRAGGING ABOUT VIBRATORS IS LIKE BRAGGING ABOUT GETTING BEING CHEATED ON. its not that im "uncomfortable" it just saddens me how LAME ALL YOU PEOPLE ARE

and its sad how society today, a la paris hilton, thinks that sex is the solution to everything. yes, sex is the solution to being std free.m I bet you will love her new show, where the prize is to fuck her.

12 year olds dont only TALK about sex, but they have it, LOTS of it. you seriously must live in a cave if you dont know this.

youre right, talking about sex is pathetic at any age, but its even MORE pathetic when you should be old enough to know better

Masturbating IS natural. Using a VIBRATOR which is MAN MADE, is NOT natural. can you read? Also, pooping is natural...but i think everyone will agree it's not "cool" to talk about.

this is generation slut, EVERY FIVE YEAR OLD thinks its fucking cool to talk about sex. its beyond pathetic, and even more pathetic when someone who is supposed to be an adult does it. grow up

lmao yeah having a little machine up your cunt is totally normal and healthy, its not man made AT ALL. im not saying that you shouldnt use them, but to call them normal and healthy is a huge laugh lmao. vibrators have a huge rep as being things that people who cant get laid use, therefore they have a rep of being pathetic. and its sad that people feel cool bragging about owning them

And then she rounds it all out with the ULTIMATE PARTING THREAT:

im gonna post this all over encyclopedia dramatica now lmao. you poeople are fucking fearless.

O NOES!!1!eleventypeepants

Commence your TMI anecdotes about vibrators now.

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	singe 2007-01-28 10:31 pm UTC (link)
	But the turtles have no fur...brain breaks I mean, RAPHAEL 4EVA!!1! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	amxjm 2007-01-29 05:04 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, I know. I just thought it'd be funny to say the one thing followed by the other thing as if they had anything in common. ~~Besides, it was Jon Talbain from Darkstalkers that got me into the whole furry thing.~~ (Reply to this)(Parent)

	baskinglizard 2007-02-03 04:40 pm UTC (link)
	Totally Raphael. And Leonardo. Even when I was a kid I was all about the angst. :D (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	singe 2007-02-03 05:48 pm UTC (link)
	The first fanfic I ever read was a Leo/Raph slash story. I was traumatized. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	baskinglizard 2007-02-03 05:56 pm UTC (link)
	TBH I probably would have been traumatized by actual slash, too. But putting characters through an emotional ringer? That was teh awesome as far as I was concerned. Hence why that whole bunch of scenes where Raphael gets the crap kicked out of him and ends up in a bathtub with Leo watching over him in TMNT was my favourite part of that movie. Wooo angst. :D (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	singe 2007-02-03 06:13 pm UTC (link)
	My particular kink would be the unrequited love thing poor Raph had going on with April. Damn you, Casey Jones! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	kytyngurl2 2007-02-03 10:51 pm UTC (link)
	I think I wore out my tape by watching that scene again and again and again and again. The beat-up!Raph scenes were the best. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	baskinglizard 2007-02-03 10:58 pm UTC (link)
	And how. :D Somewhere in the house I have TMNT on DVD - I should really ~~reply that section a time or twelve~~ watch it again. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	baskinglizard 2007-02-03 10:59 pm UTC (link)
	~~And by reply, of course, I mean replay. :P~~ (Reply to this)(Parent)

	kytyngurl2 2007-02-03 11:25 pm UTC (link)
	Oh man, I suddenly really want to re-watch the movie too. Or go find decent angsty Raph!fic. Too bad not much of that exists. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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