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rowleyorama (rowleyorama) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-01-28 01:26:00


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Men, hold on to your peckers. Women, get ready to grow your own.
Everyone, meet [info]nebris, the kinder, gentler [info]gerbilsage.

He's a budding cult leader that sorta looks like a coked-out-of-his-head Gandalf. He has a spirit guide that speaks through him over at [info]e_speaks. [info]nebris is also determined to save his Sisters from the Patriarchy.

How, you may ask, just how does he plan on doing such a thing? Lasers? Dragons? Oh no, nothing so flashy. He's just going to out-breed men.

The members of [info]feminist_fatale react with an almost collective "What the hell?"



From his "essay":
Men tend to grab their Johnson's in hostile terror as if I was personally coming after them with a hedge clipper this very minute. That leads me to suspect that my conclusions about The Phallo-Centric Universe are correct. Just speculating is this direction generates castration fears, which are then explained away with furious arguments about 'balance'.

Heterosexual women get a rather nervous as well, as if I'm telling them that they have to Give Up All Cock Right Now and start licking pussy tomorrow! But think about it, ladies. How much of your life, your identity, your very being, revolves around The Male, the acquiring of one, the care and feeding of said, etc? How many of you even know who you would actually be if all of us guys were suddenly gone?

...

The emotional default behavior of The Male is aggressive. He is The Hunter.

The emotional default behavior of The Female is passive. She is The Nurturer.

Of course, that is a broad simplification of our very complex species. Men can nurture and women can hunt and both can be quite effective in those roles. But those are respectively 'secondary' behaviors. We are talking Primary Behaviors here, where men and women go 'in the crunch'.

...

Years ago I was on the subway in New York City. I was going to see my lawyer. I was angry because a business deal had crashed out of stupidity and greed. (a movie deal, of course)

This little fucker was smoking a cigarette on the subway car. Words were exchanged and he produced a knife...which I took away. The Red Haze of Battle enveloped me and Time. Slowed. Down.

I had him pinned up against the subway car door, my naked fist smashing him in the face over and over and over again. The feeling that flowed through me was palpably erotic. I can still summon that moment with ease.

Afterward, walking through the streets of the Financial District, I felt...'expanded'. And I wanted to FUCK!! Most of the women – and the men, as well – avoided my gaze, though some of the women looked at me with clear lust. I expect I could have taken some of those women into a doorway and they would have happily let me fuck them then and there.

This is the essence of The True Man. We still run this world and if you seriously challenge that, we'll fucking kill you!

'But wait!' you cry, 'there sensitive, gentle men'. Yes, I've met them. Most of them are Beta and therefore slaves. Think about the Sensitive New Age Guys (SNAGs) that you know. The majority of them are passive/aggressive manipulators underneath that 'sweetness'.

There are only a few who like me, men who have been through some kind of nearly fatal process that forced us to become Spiritual and Nurturing or it would have killed us. We are rare and the exception to the rule. And not many males can survive such a passage, fewer still who do not become monsters instead.

True Men have by and large been the primary driving force that has built the civilization in which we live, a civilization that generates much Good, but, at this moment in history, far more Bad. We are at an Adapt or Die turning point.

All my experiences and studies and observations over four decades have led me to a single conclusion: The Male must End. The chains of reproductive necessity that have bound men and women together are on the verge of being broken by genetic science, so the time is ripe.



Reactions!
Let's breed out the Jews while we're at it.

"EVOLUTION IS NOT A GUIDED PROCESS" courtesy [info]lovecrafty now known as [info]skepticultist.

Fuck utopia. I WANT ALPHA MALE COCK!

Cult revealed to be ploy for kinky sex, oh noes! Don't miss his polyslaveloverlady [info]shamangirl defending her Great Prophet.

Nebris knows people at Showtime AND HBO, and has hopes for a reality show.

Wherein shamangirl calls puf_almighty a pussy and something about running dogs.

Hey, being an asshole is what makes him effective.


Also, don't miss out on The Seed Dance.



In the future, there will be lesbian cyborg sex, and it will be not hot at all. :(

When they were both 'there' - a very personal and highly subjective state - the women wound get into the Scissor Leg position. The genitals would need to be freshly dipilated to a fine degree. The vaginal/vaginal contact would establish a 'lubricant bridge', which would create a flow of nanite interaction.

The 'impregnator' or Seed Mother would then direct her physio-comp to engage a preset program whereby her nanites detach a viable egg from one of her ovaries and guide it down the fallopian tube through the uterus into the cervix and then to the vaginal entrance.

The 'impregnatee' or Womb Mother would simultaneously direct her physio-comp to engage a preset program whereby her nanites stand by to receive the Seed Mother's egg and then guide it up into her uterus to fertilize a prepared 'receptor egg' that has been moved there from one of her ovaries.

The moment of truth is the hand off of the Seed Egg from one set of nanites to the other on the lubricant bridge. Some of the Seed Mother's nanites would have to be traded to the Womb Mother. [This would bring the concept of hardware and software compatibility to a whole new level]

The results would be known almost immediately. If the hand off was successful, fertilization is highly probable and the Womb Mother's physio-comp would tell her.

I can already hear some sneering: "Why not just have women grow penises?", though I expect a more vulgar term would be used. And I have two answers to that.

First, that basically defeats the purpose. What is being aimed for here is a female mono-gendered society, not a hermaphroditic one. The latter would be a different beast altogether for many reasons, none of which I feel compelled to elaborate upon here.

Second, at a later date, they will grow their own penises, except that these penises will be detachable bioforms engineered and grown from each woman's own DNA. Obviously, this is a more complex and sophisticated technology which will require more time to develop.

However, these detachable bioforms would recreational implements. In order to make them a tool for reproduction, women's internal workings would need to be extensively re-adapted. As I have stated above, that would defeat the purpose.

The Seed Dance described above is a mutual and equal interaction, not merely a 'depositing of seed'. The Womb Mother would be actively receptive, not a passive vessel. And it is a two way street. For the couples next daughter - egg to egg would produce only females - they could switch roles.



Moved from [info]clarivoyantwank, now with more links, quotes, and nanites!


ETA: And we have a script! Read "Sylphs" and be moved to, I dunno. Have lesbian shower-sex after killing and absorbing a man. You'll be all glowy, too. I peronally like this one better.

BONUS! [info]nebris calls [info]skepticultist a troll! But guess what, he's the MOD! Yes, that's right. [info]skepticultist, formerly known as [info]lovecrafty, is the mod of a feminist community. Put on your special Wanka helmets, folks. I forsee a bumpy, headdesky ride.

ETA2: WOE! All the posts of his to [info]feminist_fatale have met with bahleetion. See him grieve!

It is just a kerfluffle.

He announces the bahleetion.

He's also been banned!

And finally, reluctant acceptance.

If anyone has screencaps/saved files/etc. to share, please do. Not that it isn't hard to find his crazy elsewhere or anything.



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magpiggles
2007-01-28 03:48 pm UTC (link)
....

WHAT?

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[info]blackflag
2007-01-28 04:16 pm UTC (link)
And now that I've read this and seen his deep and abiding love for all things McKenna, I say that he's had a few too many magic mushrooms and way too many bad acid trips.

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[info]alastor
2007-01-28 05:47 pm UTC (link)
...The only way I could maintain even an ounce of my sanity was to imagine Squall and Zell doing the "Ashlee Simpson hoe-down" every time I read the words "Seed Dance".

Huh? What ballroom FMV? ...Rinoa, who?

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(no subject) - [info]tigerlily, 2007-01-28 05:53 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]lillyv, 2007-01-29 08:20 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2007-01-28 06:10 pm UTC (link)
http://community.livejournal.com/feminist_fatale/249417.html

For Showcase, perhaps?

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(no subject) - [info]luckdragonfujur, 2007-01-28 06:28 pm UTC

[info]blackhat
2007-01-28 06:33 pm UTC (link)
I had him pinned up against the subway car door, my naked fist smashing him in the face over and over and over again. The feeling that flowed through me was palpably erotic. I can still summon that moment with ease.

Waitasec . . . doesn't this sound suspiciously like GacktIsGod? Maybe *she* grew a penis. (Lord knows *Gackt* needs to grow one . . .)

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Gackt - [info]chaos_rose, 2007-01-30 06:53 am UTC

[info]froda_baggins
2007-01-28 06:47 pm UTC (link)
Ow. My brain just exploded. D:

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Apparently dude never watched Animal Planet...
[info]cookie_love
2007-01-28 06:57 pm UTC (link)
I'm pretty sure there's a species of lizard currently reproducing without males...

They are doing just fine without lubricated bridges, cyborg penises, and whatever else happens to be in fashion with crazy people this season.


Oh, and for you truly fashionable nut-jobs out there, the unicorn-attracting tin hat is the thing right now!

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Re: Apparently dude never watched Animal Planet... - [info]tehrin, 2007-01-28 07:07 pm UTC
Re: Apparently dude never watched Animal Planet... - [info]hickorydickory, 2007-01-28 07:51 pm UTC
Re: Apparently dude never watched Animal Planet... - [info]singe, 2007-01-28 07:56 pm UTC
Re: Apparently dude never watched Animal Planet... - [info]antimatterspork, 2007-01-28 08:27 pm UTC
Re: Apparently dude never watched Animal Planet... - (Anonymous), 2007-01-28 08:47 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]waterfront, 2007-01-28 11:01 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2007-01-29 01:44 am UTC
Re: Apparently dude never watched Animal Planet... - [info]singe, 2007-01-28 09:28 pm UTC
Re: Apparently dude never watched Animal Planet... - [info]galadriel, 2007-01-29 04:24 am UTC

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Re: Apparently dude never watched Animal Planet... - [info]singe, 2007-02-03 04:36 am UTC
Re: Apparently dude never watched Animal Planet... - [info]the_mouse, 2007-02-03 06:20 am UTC
Re: Apparently dude never watched Animal Planet... - [info]eilan, 2007-01-28 07:09 pm UTC
Re: Apparently dude never watched Animal Planet... - (Anonymous), 2007-01-28 07:58 pm UTC
Re: Apparently dude never watched Animal Planet... - [info]eilan, 2007-01-28 08:03 pm UTC
Re: Apparently dude never watched Animal Planet... - (Anonymous), 2007-01-28 08:37 pm UTC
Re: Apparently dude never watched Animal Planet... - [info]eilan, 2007-01-28 08:44 pm UTC
Re: Apparently dude never watched Animal Planet... - (Anonymous), 2007-01-28 08:49 pm UTC
Re: Apparently dude never watched Animal Planet... - [info]eilan, 2007-01-28 09:16 pm UTC
Re: Apparently dude never watched Animal Planet... - (Anonymous), 2007-01-28 10:54 pm UTC
Re: Apparently dude never watched Animal Planet... - [info]rikiki, 2007-01-29 12:54 am UTC
Re: Anscheinend hat der Typ nie Animal Planet geschaut... - (Anonymous), 2007-01-29 05:54 am UTC
Re: Apparently dude never watched Animal Planet... - (Anonymous), 2007-02-02 02:18 am UTC
IMPORTANT QUESTION!
[info]tehrin
2007-01-28 06:58 pm UTC (link)
What if the detatchable bio-form falls off mid-coitus?

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Re: IMPORTANT QUESTION! - [info]shallow_kid, 2007-01-28 07:07 pm UTC
Re: IMPORTANT QUESTION! - [info]eilan, 2007-01-28 07:12 pm UTC
Re: IMPORTANT QUESTION! - [info]big_bad_wolf, 2007-01-28 07:26 pm UTC
Re: IMPORTANT QUESTION! - [info]rimrunner, 2007-01-28 08:02 pm UTC
Re: IMPORTANT QUESTION! - [info]luthe, 2007-01-29 05:08 am UTC

[info]eilan
2007-01-28 07:05 pm UTC (link)
The guy really wanks all over that community, doesn't he?

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(no subject) - [info]seiberwing, 2007-01-28 08:11 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]eilan, 2007-01-28 08:15 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]cookie_love, 2007-01-28 08:11 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]eilan, 2007-01-28 08:23 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]cookie_love, 2007-01-29 06:56 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]miraba, 2007-01-29 08:02 am UTC

[info]didodiva
2007-01-28 07:14 pm UTC (link)
We sure that last speech was written by a human? I see it being said by a robot, alien or the Wise Old Man from some sci-fi series or movie.

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[info]semirecluse
2007-01-28 07:24 pm UTC (link)
This is exactly the kind of theory you come up with when you're high. :D

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[info]southerngaelic
2007-01-28 08:06 pm UTC (link)
..........

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(Anonymous)
2007-01-28 08:33 pm UTC (link)
Wait...are the True Men part of The Male we're supposed to eliminate on account of how he makes our lives miserable and suppresses our divine Goddess potential (also, I would like to introduce this True Man to my father, who can kick his ass and then make me waffles and have an in-depth discussion with me about the content of my graduate courses)? Because if we're getting rid of The Male, I vote for starting with nebris.

Seriously, not cool for a guy to come along and tell women how our divine Goddess potential is being crushed by teh ev0l menz, but how he can make it all better with his amazing alpha-ness. And our lesbian orgies, of course.

--meleth

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[info]demonbean
2007-01-28 08:37 pm UTC (link)
I'm training her to be a Domme.

"Pick up the whip! DO IT!"

Um.

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(no subject) - [info]the_mouse, 2007-02-01 10:06 pm UTC
It has to be asked...
[info]ladyrogue
2007-01-28 08:43 pm UTC (link)
But what are his thoughts on yaoi?

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Re: It has to be asked... - [info]seiberwing, 2007-01-28 08:46 pm UTC
Re: It has to be asked... - [info]ladyrogue, 2007-01-28 08:51 pm UTC
Re: It has to be asked... - [info]seiberwing, 2007-01-28 09:12 pm UTC
Re: It has to be asked... - [info]amxjm, 2007-01-28 10:16 pm UTC
Re: It has to be asked... - [info]tangentialone, 2007-01-28 10:55 pm UTC

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Re: It has to be asked... - [info]tangentialone, 2007-01-29 05:03 am UTC
Re: It has to be asked... - [info]amxjm, 2007-01-29 05:08 am UTC
Re: It has to be asked... - [info]tangentialone, 2007-01-29 05:09 am UTC
Reposted to fix the blasted HTML - [info]amxjm, 2007-01-29 05:05 am UTC
Re: It has to be asked... - [info]dragonfangirl, 2007-01-28 11:56 pm UTC
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verthandi
2007-01-28 09:40 pm UTC (link)
I think I'm only laughing to keep from contemplating how scary this guy sounds.

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(no subject) - [info]thexphial, 2007-01-29 01:55 am UTC

[info]solar_type_star
2007-01-28 09:52 pm UTC (link)
I can already hear some sneering: "Why not just have women grow penises?"

Yeah, because when feminists are thinking of ways to empower women? Their first idea is to turn them into men. Talk about "Phallo-Centric Universe".

I'm amazed at all the things the guy can say without a trace of irony. I thought that "script" was a parody written by a member of the comm.

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[info]mcity
2007-01-28 10:33 pm UTC (link)
Men tend to grab their Johnson's in hostile terror as if I was personally coming after them with a hedge clipper this very minute. That leads me to suspect that my conclusions about The Phallo-Centric Universe are correct. Just speculating is this direction generates castration fears, which are then explained away with furious arguments about 'balance'.
I could've sworn it was just our undying affection for our collective bait and tackles.

This little fucker was smoking a cigarette on the subway car. Words were exchanged and he produced a knife...which I took away. The Red Haze of Battle enveloped me and Time. Slowed. Down.
Nebris: Master Assassin?

I had him pinned up against the subway car door, my naked fist smashing him in the face over and over and over again. The feeling that flowed through me was palpably erotic. I can still summon that moment with ease.
D: D: D: D: D:

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PS - [info]mcity, 2007-01-28 10:37 pm UTC
Re: PS - (Anonymous), 2007-01-29 12:14 am UTC
Re: PS - [info]mcity, 2007-01-30 01:49 am UTC
Re: PS - [info]chofi, 2007-01-29 06:31 am UTC

[info]blue_penguin
2007-01-28 10:47 pm UTC (link)
Dammit, why does the lesbian cyborg sex have to be so... unsexy? Where's mangaverse!Motoko Kusanagi when you need her?

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[info]joye
2007-01-28 11:10 pm UTC (link)
They're not passive! They're actively receptive!

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(no subject) - [info]tehrin, 2007-01-29 04:46 am UTC

[info]tangentialone
2007-01-28 11:15 pm UTC (link)
Is anyone else disturbed by the loli-ness of the thumb-sucking in the script?

(And is it just me, or is "eighteen" a codeword for "I'd prefer younger but I don't want to get called on it"? At least, when you're over fifty like he is?)

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2007-01-29 12:15 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2007-01-29 12:38 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]evilsqueakers, 2007-01-29 03:11 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]evilsqueakers, 2007-01-29 07:18 am UTC

[info]tez
2007-01-28 11:16 pm UTC (link)
Lord. This doesn't make any more sense the second reading, either. But good god does that guy need to put a shirt on.

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(Anonymous)
2007-01-28 11:59 pm UTC (link)
I got as far as 'We're witches. Bisexual teenage witches' in that script before just losing it altogether. 8D (But srsly--I dun get it. How does that script differ from any other evol alpha-male's woman-objectifying sex-with-a-pair-of-lesbians fetish? Anyone? Bueller?)

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2007-01-29 12:14 am UTC

[info]annaham
2007-01-29 12:49 am UTC (link)
You know, a while ago I thought about how cool it would be to start my own cult.

This guy is making me want to do just that. Immediately.

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(no subject) - [info]black_spot, 2007-01-29 08:28 am UTC
start my own cult. - (Anonymous), 2007-01-31 11:39 pm UTC

[info]monsley
2007-01-29 12:55 am UTC (link)


The MASTER would not APPROVE!

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2007-01-29 01:16 am UTC
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