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rowleyorama (rowleyorama) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-01-28 01:26:00


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Men, hold on to your peckers. Women, get ready to grow your own.
Everyone, meet [info]nebris, the kinder, gentler [info]gerbilsage.

He's a budding cult leader that sorta looks like a coked-out-of-his-head Gandalf. He has a spirit guide that speaks through him over at [info]e_speaks. [info]nebris is also determined to save his Sisters from the Patriarchy.

How, you may ask, just how does he plan on doing such a thing? Lasers? Dragons? Oh no, nothing so flashy. He's just going to out-breed men.

The members of [info]feminist_fatale react with an almost collective "What the hell?"



From his "essay":
Men tend to grab their Johnson's in hostile terror as if I was personally coming after them with a hedge clipper this very minute. That leads me to suspect that my conclusions about The Phallo-Centric Universe are correct. Just speculating is this direction generates castration fears, which are then explained away with furious arguments about 'balance'.

Heterosexual women get a rather nervous as well, as if I'm telling them that they have to Give Up All Cock Right Now and start licking pussy tomorrow! But think about it, ladies. How much of your life, your identity, your very being, revolves around The Male, the acquiring of one, the care and feeding of said, etc? How many of you even know who you would actually be if all of us guys were suddenly gone?

...

The emotional default behavior of The Male is aggressive. He is The Hunter.

The emotional default behavior of The Female is passive. She is The Nurturer.

Of course, that is a broad simplification of our very complex species. Men can nurture and women can hunt and both can be quite effective in those roles. But those are respectively 'secondary' behaviors. We are talking Primary Behaviors here, where men and women go 'in the crunch'.

...

Years ago I was on the subway in New York City. I was going to see my lawyer. I was angry because a business deal had crashed out of stupidity and greed. (a movie deal, of course)

This little fucker was smoking a cigarette on the subway car. Words were exchanged and he produced a knife...which I took away. The Red Haze of Battle enveloped me and Time. Slowed. Down.

I had him pinned up against the subway car door, my naked fist smashing him in the face over and over and over again. The feeling that flowed through me was palpably erotic. I can still summon that moment with ease.

Afterward, walking through the streets of the Financial District, I felt...'expanded'. And I wanted to FUCK!! Most of the women – and the men, as well – avoided my gaze, though some of the women looked at me with clear lust. I expect I could have taken some of those women into a doorway and they would have happily let me fuck them then and there.

This is the essence of The True Man. We still run this world and if you seriously challenge that, we'll fucking kill you!

'But wait!' you cry, 'there sensitive, gentle men'. Yes, I've met them. Most of them are Beta and therefore slaves. Think about the Sensitive New Age Guys (SNAGs) that you know. The majority of them are passive/aggressive manipulators underneath that 'sweetness'.

There are only a few who like me, men who have been through some kind of nearly fatal process that forced us to become Spiritual and Nurturing or it would have killed us. We are rare and the exception to the rule. And not many males can survive such a passage, fewer still who do not become monsters instead.

True Men have by and large been the primary driving force that has built the civilization in which we live, a civilization that generates much Good, but, at this moment in history, far more Bad. We are at an Adapt or Die turning point.

All my experiences and studies and observations over four decades have led me to a single conclusion: The Male must End. The chains of reproductive necessity that have bound men and women together are on the verge of being broken by genetic science, so the time is ripe.



Reactions!
Let's breed out the Jews while we're at it.

"EVOLUTION IS NOT A GUIDED PROCESS" courtesy [info]lovecrafty now known as [info]skepticultist.

Fuck utopia. I WANT ALPHA MALE COCK!

Cult revealed to be ploy for kinky sex, oh noes! Don't miss his polyslaveloverlady [info]shamangirl defending her Great Prophet.

Nebris knows people at Showtime AND HBO, and has hopes for a reality show.

Wherein shamangirl calls puf_almighty a pussy and something about running dogs.

Hey, being an asshole is what makes him effective.


Also, don't miss out on The Seed Dance.



In the future, there will be lesbian cyborg sex, and it will be not hot at all. :(

When they were both 'there' - a very personal and highly subjective state - the women wound get into the Scissor Leg position. The genitals would need to be freshly dipilated to a fine degree. The vaginal/vaginal contact would establish a 'lubricant bridge', which would create a flow of nanite interaction.

The 'impregnator' or Seed Mother would then direct her physio-comp to engage a preset program whereby her nanites detach a viable egg from one of her ovaries and guide it down the fallopian tube through the uterus into the cervix and then to the vaginal entrance.

The 'impregnatee' or Womb Mother would simultaneously direct her physio-comp to engage a preset program whereby her nanites stand by to receive the Seed Mother's egg and then guide it up into her uterus to fertilize a prepared 'receptor egg' that has been moved there from one of her ovaries.

The moment of truth is the hand off of the Seed Egg from one set of nanites to the other on the lubricant bridge. Some of the Seed Mother's nanites would have to be traded to the Womb Mother. [This would bring the concept of hardware and software compatibility to a whole new level]

The results would be known almost immediately. If the hand off was successful, fertilization is highly probable and the Womb Mother's physio-comp would tell her.

I can already hear some sneering: "Why not just have women grow penises?", though I expect a more vulgar term would be used. And I have two answers to that.

First, that basically defeats the purpose. What is being aimed for here is a female mono-gendered society, not a hermaphroditic one. The latter would be a different beast altogether for many reasons, none of which I feel compelled to elaborate upon here.

Second, at a later date, they will grow their own penises, except that these penises will be detachable bioforms engineered and grown from each woman's own DNA. Obviously, this is a more complex and sophisticated technology which will require more time to develop.

However, these detachable bioforms would recreational implements. In order to make them a tool for reproduction, women's internal workings would need to be extensively re-adapted. As I have stated above, that would defeat the purpose.

The Seed Dance described above is a mutual and equal interaction, not merely a 'depositing of seed'. The Womb Mother would be actively receptive, not a passive vessel. And it is a two way street. For the couples next daughter - egg to egg would produce only females - they could switch roles.



Moved from [info]clarivoyantwank, now with more links, quotes, and nanites!


ETA: And we have a script! Read "Sylphs" and be moved to, I dunno. Have lesbian shower-sex after killing and absorbing a man. You'll be all glowy, too. I peronally like this one better.

BONUS! [info]nebris calls [info]skepticultist a troll! But guess what, he's the MOD! Yes, that's right. [info]skepticultist, formerly known as [info]lovecrafty, is the mod of a feminist community. Put on your special Wanka helmets, folks. I forsee a bumpy, headdesky ride.

ETA2: WOE! All the posts of his to [info]feminist_fatale have met with bahleetion. See him grieve!

It is just a kerfluffle.

He announces the bahleetion.

He's also been banned!

And finally, reluctant acceptance.

If anyone has screencaps/saved files/etc. to share, please do. Not that it isn't hard to find his crazy elsewhere or anything.



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[info]seiberwing
2007-01-29 03:19 am UTC (link)
http://nebris.livejournal.com/1945045.html

Seems to be some connection with njyoder.

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[info]njyoder
2007-01-29 04:56 am UTC (link)
No, he just googled my username and got that link. He seems to have made other posts about me. Now he's also made dozens of spam posts (verbatim comments) linking to that.

Mostly he's just pissed that I exposed his stupidity well beyond what other people normally do in response to his "I'm a cult leader" BS. I knew it was a ripe opportunity to crush someone's ego and those connected with him.

BTW, I skimmed his 'church community' deal, and in one post, his (only?) follower said she had MS. I'm betting that she is only with him because he supprts her through her illness when other people she knows won't. I've seen this happen online with both mental/physical illnesses--so I almost feel sorry for her.

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[info]seiberwing
2007-01-29 05:09 am UTC (link)
I don't think you can crush his ego with logic. Earlier applications of it haven't helped much.

And if she has MS and she has to deal with him...my god, poor woman.

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crush someone's ego?
(Anonymous)
2007-01-31 11:41 pm UTC (link)
Ha! Turd burgler. lol

~M~

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Re: crush someone's ego? - [info]njyoder, 2007-02-02 02:11 am UTC

[info]felinephoenix
2007-01-29 03:23 am UTC (link)
Why does he keep calling everyone "running dog"? Is he upset all the bitches are running away from him? I'm so confused!

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[info]queencallipygos
2007-01-29 04:28 pm UTC (link)
Ah, that explains...actually, no it doesn't explain anything, come to think of it.

"Running Dog" was a Chinese communist party term for the Western upper class.

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[info]gloria_mundi
2007-01-29 03:28 am UTC (link)
Nebris reminds me of an old story. In this story, the bear will represent Nebris and his ideas.

Once there was a rabbit and a bear living in a forest. They went out for a walk and saw a magic golden frog. The rabbit and bear said, "Goodie, three wishes!" The frog then said, "No, six wishes since there are two of you." They got even more excited.

The bear went first. "I wish that all the bears in this forest are females, except for me." POOF! His wish was granted.

Then it was the rabbit's turn. "I wish for a racing bike helmet." POOF! His wish was granted.

The bear hesitated, then said, "I wish all the bears in the neighboring forests were females, except for me." POOF! His wish was granted.

The rabbit already knew what he wanted, "I wish for a motorcycle!" POOF! His wish was granted.

The frog broke in and said, "Now hurry up, I must be on my way! And, may I add, choose carefully your last wish!!"

The bear said, "Alright, I know my last wish. I wish all the bears in the world were female, except for me." POOF! His wish was granted.

The rabbit thought for a while, put on his helmet, and got on his motorcycle. With a smirk on his face he said, "I wish the bear were gay."

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[info]jedilora
2007-01-29 07:01 am UTC (link)
Somehow, I just don't feel up to revering the venom biotech cock.

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[info]abbymouse
2007-01-29 12:50 pm UTC (link)
...what's with all the 'inverted commas' in the script? *eyes it*

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(Anonymous)
2007-01-29 01:13 pm UTC (link)
Don't you know? Those make it deep, since you can take the 'words' to be anything you like.

They 'tease', 'pose', and giggle, have a lot of 'girl fun'. can become They stick their tongues out, do the hokey pokey and giggle, have a lot of cat food.

See?

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[info]queencallipygos
2007-01-29 04:30 pm UTC (link)
...I think the exact bit with "women somehow becoming parthenogenic" was something that was posited in a late-1800's feminist fantasy novel. (There were a few of those; I get confused which one.)

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[info]lillyv
2007-01-29 08:23 pm UTC (link)
I think you're thinking of "Herland" by Charlotte Perkins Gillman. Where the three guys end up in the isolated valley with the society full of women?

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[info]queencallipygos
2007-01-29 08:26 pm UTC (link)
I haven't actually read any of them, only heard about them; it's either that one, or one where the entire male gender has devolved to become these little seven-inch-long sausage-shaped things kind of like seahorses.

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[info]dragonfangirl
2007-01-29 11:30 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, he's... really not as original as he think he is. :)

And maybe he should go off and read Y: The Last Man if he's got all these fantasies of how great being the last guy on earth would be.

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(Anonymous)
2007-01-31 11:44 pm UTC (link)
Plato said there are only seven stories. In this case, I'll also quote Shaw, "A critic is someone who knows the way, but can't drive the car." I wonder how well any fiction you might produce would be received among this bunch?

~M~

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[info]mastervex
2007-01-29 04:31 pm UTC (link)
All I can think of with all that 'alpha male' crap is Stikfas. Incidentally, I think I could create sexier porn with Stikfas action figures than this guy seems to be able to come up with. He managed to make lesbian cyborgs not hot, and that's practically impossible, as well as wrong.

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Speaking of lovecrafty...
(Anonymous)
2007-01-29 06:11 pm UTC (link)
In case you thought the guy had turned over a new leaf and all that rubbish...remember, this was all of two weeks ago.

http://download.yousendit.com/700471330D033110

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redwarrior
2007-01-29 11:15 pm UTC (link)
...Why does this guy remind me of David Koresh?

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[info]white_serpent
2007-01-30 01:11 am UTC (link)
All my experiences and studies and observations over four decades have led me to a single conclusion: The Male must End. The chains of reproductive necessity that have bound men and women together are on the verge of being broken by genetic science, so the time is ripe.

OMG! I read this book! Sheri Tepper wrote it.

Her version was better written.

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(Anonymous)
2007-01-30 06:57 am UTC (link)
SHOW DICK SOME RESPECT!

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(Anonymous)
2007-01-30 12:24 pm UTC (link)
Post in feminist fatale = bahleeted. The guy leaves a trail of crazy five miles wide, so it's not hard to find other examples, but it's still sad. I am filled with woe.

--dhole

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(Anonymous)
2007-02-01 06:08 am UTC (link)
I'm crazy, but 'lovecrafty' is a hoser. lol

~M~

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You missed this part
(Anonymous)
2007-01-31 01:00 pm UTC (link)
http://nebris.livejournal.com/1949096.html

~M~

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Re: You missed this part
[info]ara
2007-01-31 02:45 pm UTC (link)
*prods* ....is this the real thing or is someone yanking our chain?

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Re: You missed this part - rowleyorama, 2007-01-31 08:39 pm UTC
That goes on my User Page - (Anonymous), 2007-02-01 05:28 am UTC
Re: That goes on my User Page - rowleyorama, 2007-02-01 08:02 am UTC
Re: That goes on my User Page - (Anonymous), 2007-02-02 02:37 pm UTC
is this the real thing? - (Anonymous), 2007-02-01 05:23 am UTC

[info]solle
2007-04-23 03:09 pm UTC (link)
Pretty sure I've seen this thing before.

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