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Jenn ([info]wankaholic) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-02-04 00:06:00
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Just be glad I didn't go with the wanking [info]lesbians.
Can you guess what community is wanking again? Yup, it's [info]stupid_free! To explain this wank I shall do an interpretive dance paraphrase! Choice bits:

"hay guyz atheists have a persecution complex isn't that stupid???"

"Atheists get the cold shoulder because they're amoral. Atheists are amoral! Amoral, I tell YOU!"

"Morals don't come from religion. Haven't you heard of secular humanism? Why no, you haven't! D:"

"Dude, your moral compass shouldn't come from the big guy in the sky."

"All morals come from religion, dammit!"

"I feel like I'm talking to a Martian! D:"

So if you're an atheist, you're also a hedonist. Nice to know. :D
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[info]napalmnacey
2007-02-04 06:35 am UTC (link)
...But I'm a hedonist that believes in God! Where do I fit in?!

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[info]doomsday
2007-02-04 06:40 am UTC (link)
Athiests are amoral and think they know better than everyone and think that there is nothing better than them and no one will hold them acountable for thier actions.

Some guy told me that in a bar one time. Then he asked for my phone number.

I must run, though. My BLT (baby, lettuce, & tomato) is getting cold.

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(no subject) - [info]napalmnacey, 2007-02-04 10:03 am UTC
*thinking fast* - [info]fevered_ego, 2007-02-04 10:07 am UTC
Re: *thinking fast* - [info]napalmnacey, 2007-02-04 10:11 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2007-02-04 06:48 pm UTC

[info]xero_sky
2007-02-04 06:47 am UTC (link)
So invoking "Jesus", "Jesus Fucking Christ", and Jesus engaging in various activities with a pogo stick apparently isn't enough to make social_retard see the light. Hmnn.

I don't think they're saying the exorcism spells right.

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verthandi
2007-02-04 07:06 am UTC (link)
Athiests are amoral and think they know better than everyone and think that there is nothing better than them and no one will hold them acountable for thier actions.

ahahahahahahahaha!

I laugh because Loki is in my pantheon. If someone's going to judge my actions, I want it to be him.

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[info]sunhawk
2007-02-04 07:20 am UTC (link)
Dear God. I'm not an atheist but I almost felt like becoming one out of sympathy after reading all that!

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[info]thexphial
2007-02-04 07:46 am UTC (link)
You forgot my favourite link!

Before religion, we were savages!!!!!

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[info]luckdragonfujur
2007-02-04 07:56 am UTC (link)
Oh, dear. Watch as social_retard lives up to the LJ username.
I rarely feel the need to kick someone over the intranetz. At least, this badly.

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[info]ladysorka
2007-02-04 08:06 am UTC (link)
I have urges to go in and try and break their brain by pointing out that Buddhism technically has no gods.

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[info]khym_chanur
2007-02-04 08:19 am UTC (link)
Arguing that athiests have no logical reason to believe in morals, and thus an athiest not being amoral is irrational, is one thing. But to argue that athiests are amoral? *shakes head*

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Yaoi - [info]scarah2, 2007-02-04 10:01 am UTC
Re: Yaoi - [info]doc_lydgate, 2007-02-05 02:28 am UTC

[info]froda_baggins
2007-02-04 08:44 am UTC (link)
_social_retard_ is really getting on my nerves with the... well, obvious comparison to the username, plus the atrocious spelling. Ouch.

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[info]sepiamagpie
2007-02-04 08:46 am UTC (link)
It's true. That's why all the f_w mods are atheists.*



*I am. No idea about the rest.

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[info]mistal
2007-02-04 08:50 am UTC (link)
Without god, without souls this entire plant cold bow up and the rest of the universe wouldn't care,

Oh I'm pretty sure it wouldn't care even if we had souls and gods.

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[info]visp
2007-02-04 09:06 am UTC (link)
It's amazing. He really is dumber than a bag of hammers. My favorite bit is how he keeps asking "why is everyone calling me dense and ignorant?"

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[info]chikane
2007-02-04 09:26 am UTC (link)
Yeah, good that you didn't post the *other* wank ^^; THAT had just been wankweek.

@Topic:
I love the "religion created morals!!11" arguments. They make so much sense, except that, really, they don't. But then, I'm with Prattchet when it comes to religions.

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[info]napalmnacey
2007-02-04 09:44 am UTC (link)
You know, now that I've had a good, long proper look at this wank? I really don't want social_retard representing those that believe in a higher power. At all. He makes us look stupid.

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(no subject) - [info]thexphial, 2007-02-04 06:41 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]napalmnacey, 2007-02-06 12:38 am UTC

[info]vigilanterodent
2007-02-04 09:51 am UTC (link)
Ah, the wank about atheists being assholes to theists is followed by a wank about theists being assholes to atheists.

The order of the universe remains unchanged.

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[info]innsmouth_eyes
2007-02-04 11:26 am UTC (link)
*throws a copy of The God Delusion at him*

It hurts because it's a hardcover.

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(no subject) - [info]seraphtrevs, 2007-02-04 02:07 pm UTC

[info]bolboreta
2007-02-04 01:06 pm UTC (link)
Why is "Magic insible sky daddy" the most obvious moral cumpass? Well thats because his book is a bestseller, they even made a few movied based off it.

*Imagines a "Harry Potter moral cumpass"* *dies*

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(no subject) - [info]alpheratz, 2007-02-04 03:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - redwarrior, 2007-02-05 08:53 pm UTC

[info]seraphtrevs
2007-02-04 02:20 pm UTC (link)
True story: When I was in high school, I had to take one of those bullshit healthy lifestyle classes, and for one of our projects, we all had to do a brief presentation on different religions - you know, to promote understanding of other people's religious choices.

This one girl remembered to include atheism, but she defined it as "worship of Satan." She was totally cool with it, though, so I guess the project fulfilled its purpose after all.

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(Anonymous)
2007-02-04 02:43 pm UTC (link)
Why is "Magic insible sky daddy" the most obvious moral cumpass?

Best. In. Context. Typo. Ever.

djs_specs@LJ.com

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[info]stella_polaris
2007-02-04 03:32 pm UTC (link)
Atheists are the least respected minority in America? That's so weird. Here it's the other way 'round, sorta. You tell people you believe in God and most people will go "Really? That's interesting!" and then look away and not talk about it anymore.

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[info]alpheratz
2007-02-04 04:04 pm UTC (link)
Let's see... this means agnostics can't decide between being moral and immoral. So I guess they are pretty much sociopaths.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go skin my cat.

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[info]monsley
2007-02-04 04:23 pm UTC (link)
I love how social_retard's comments progressively get more and more creative with the typos until his posts are like a fucking crossword puzzle. Is that God typing through him? Because if it is, God's typing one-handed.

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[info]missm
2007-02-04 04:58 pm UTC (link)
The argument about the Pledge of Allegiance brought to mind the words that the immigrant child in "The Year of the Boar and Jackie Robinson" by Betty Bao Lord thought she was supposed to be saying:

I pledge a lesson to the frog of the United States of America and to the wee puppet for witches' hands. One Asian, in the vestibule, with little tea and wee rice for all.

My kids loved that and I'm pretty sure it's what they recited in school. Which meant they were probably the only kids in the class who were thinking about the words at all.

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[info]harpie84
2007-02-04 06:00 pm UTC (link)
*ded from laughing at social_retard explanation of things*

At one point, he/she/it says
In a world without god, what is the value of a human life?

To which xphial says:
10-15 years in a maximum security prison. It's what's keeping me from trying to look you up and beat some sense into you.

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(no subject) - [info]thexphial, 2007-02-04 07:10 pm UTC
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