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Jenn ([info]wankaholic) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-02-04 00:06:00
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Just be glad I didn't go with the wanking [info]lesbians.
Can you guess what community is wanking again? Yup, it's [info]stupid_free! To explain this wank I shall do an interpretive dance paraphrase! Choice bits:

"hay guyz atheists have a persecution complex isn't that stupid???"

"Atheists get the cold shoulder because they're amoral. Atheists are amoral! Amoral, I tell YOU!"

"Morals don't come from religion. Haven't you heard of secular humanism? Why no, you haven't! D:"

"Dude, your moral compass shouldn't come from the big guy in the sky."

"All morals come from religion, dammit!"

"I feel like I'm talking to a Martian! D:"

So if you're an atheist, you're also a hedonist. Nice to know. :D

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[info]napalmnacey
2007-02-04 06:35 am UTC (link)
...But I'm a hedonist that believes in God! Where do I fit in?!

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[info]wankaholic
2007-02-04 06:37 am UTC (link)
Join the bisexuals in the corner—you don't exist.

Of course, I'm in the corner too . . .

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[info]napalmnacey
2007-02-04 06:39 am UTC (link)
... But I AM a bisexual! I'm already in the corner! *laugh*

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(Anonymous)
2007-02-04 06:39 am UTC (link)
We have a special corner for you and it's full of unicorns!

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[info]napalmnacey
2007-02-04 06:42 am UTC (link)
They're not from Candy Mountain, are they?

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[info]wankaholic
2007-02-04 06:44 am UTC (link)
Of course not.

Though you might want to watch your kidneys, just to be on the safe side.

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[info]napalmnacey
2007-02-04 06:47 am UTC (link)
Damn it. Why can't my corner be full of vibrators and dildoes?

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[info]wankaholic
2007-02-04 06:48 am UTC (link)
. . . there's a corner full of vibrators and dildoes?

Please tell me it's the bisexual corner. :D

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(no subject) - [info]napalmnacey, 2007-02-04 06:50 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]wankaholic, 2007-02-04 06:51 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]napalmnacey, 2007-02-04 06:55 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]saralina25, 2007-02-04 06:56 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]napalmnacey, 2007-02-04 06:57 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]wankaholic, 2007-02-04 06:59 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]napalmnacey, 2007-02-04 07:08 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]wankaholic, 2007-02-04 07:17 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]napalmnacey, 2007-02-04 07:22 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]wankaholic, 2007-02-04 07:36 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]napalmnacey, 2007-02-04 09:33 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]dechant, 2007-02-04 06:58 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]saralina25, 2007-02-04 07:04 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ecchaniz0r, 2007-02-04 06:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]saralina25, 2007-02-04 09:03 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ecchaniz0r, 2007-02-04 09:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]saralina25, 2007-02-04 09:45 pm UTC

[info]wankaholic
2007-02-04 06:43 am UTC (link)
. . . you're in the corner times two? The corner squared?

Is the square root of you i?

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[info]napalmnacey
2007-02-04 06:46 am UTC (link)
refrains from making root jokes

I'm me by the power of me. By the power of me AGAIN cause I'm also a female comic enthusiast - we've been told we don't exist by LKH's flunkies who lauded the new Anita Blake comic series.

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[info]wankaholic
2007-02-04 06:51 am UTC (link)
. . . fuck. I also belong in the "doesn't exist squared" corner. [huggles her complete Sandman collection, V for Vendetta, and Fables] D:

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[info]napalmnacey
2007-02-04 06:56 am UTC (link)
*pets her Platinum Grit collection, also Sandman comics and the memory of borrowing other people's Alan Moore comics*

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(no subject) - [info]wankaholic, 2007-02-04 07:00 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]makeshyft, 2007-02-04 09:47 pm UTC

[info]hallidae
2007-02-04 06:58 am UTC (link)
Goddammit. That makes me a corner cubed. Oh, but I like lattes and beer too...what's a corner by four?

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[info]napalmnacey
2007-02-04 07:06 am UTC (link)
At least. Face it - youre a dodecahedron of non-existence.

(I don't know WHY I wrote poly - I had a brain fart).

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(no subject) - [info]hallidae, 2007-02-04 07:14 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]napalmnacey, 2007-02-04 07:21 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]hallidae, 2007-02-04 07:24 am UTC

[info]arionhunter
2007-02-04 06:59 am UTC (link)
I love not existing! Means I get out of laundry, dishes, papers, all that silly stuff so I can read all the Green Arrow I want.

I don't think I'm in the "don't exist squared" corner yet, though. This saddens me. I desire to further invalidate my existence.

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[info]napalmnacey
2007-02-04 07:07 am UTC (link)
Oh, you'll find a way into non-existence eventually.

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(no subject) - [info]arionhunter, 2007-02-04 07:27 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]napalmnacey, 2007-02-04 09:34 am UTC

[info]soupspooks
2007-02-04 07:00 am UTC (link)
No. Not nonexistant numbers! Anything but nonexistant numbers!!

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[info]wankaholic
2007-02-04 07:01 am UTC (link)
At least we're not dividing by zero?

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[info]soupspooks
2007-02-04 06:52 pm UTC (link)
Would that make this an infinity wank?

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(no subject) - [info]wankaholic, 2007-02-04 09:46 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_mouse, 2007-02-05 05:01 am UTC

[info]tehrin
2007-02-04 08:30 am UTC (link)
What about irrational numbers. Can we have those?

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[info]soupspooks
2007-02-04 06:51 pm UTC (link)
Some of my favorite numbers are irrational!

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(no subject) - [info]makeshyft, 2007-02-04 09:48 pm UTC

[info]anonyrat
2007-02-04 07:15 pm UTC (link)
Wherever you want to fit in, sweetheart. *growl*

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[info]napalmnacey
2007-02-05 12:16 am UTC (link)
Yay! *jumps in a hot spa naked, eats grapes and chocolates and sips at fine wines*

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[info]luthe
2007-02-04 11:49 pm UTC (link)
Bacchus has an opening on his staff, I hear.

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[info]napalmnacey
2007-02-05 12:17 am UTC (link)
Oh man, I love Bacchus long time. His parties, Pan's lap? I'm there.

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