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Jenn ([info]wankaholic) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-02-04 00:06:00
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Just be glad I didn't go with the wanking [info]lesbians.
Can you guess what community is wanking again? Yup, it's [info]stupid_free! To explain this wank I shall do an interpretive dance paraphrase! Choice bits:

"hay guyz atheists have a persecution complex isn't that stupid???"

"Atheists get the cold shoulder because they're amoral. Atheists are amoral! Amoral, I tell YOU!"

"Morals don't come from religion. Haven't you heard of secular humanism? Why no, you haven't! D:"

"Dude, your moral compass shouldn't come from the big guy in the sky."

"All morals come from religion, dammit!"

"I feel like I'm talking to a Martian! D:"

So if you're an atheist, you're also a hedonist. Nice to know. :D

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[info]doomsday
2007-02-04 06:40 am UTC (link)
Athiests are amoral and think they know better than everyone and think that there is nothing better than them and no one will hold them acountable for thier actions.

Some guy told me that in a bar one time. Then he asked for my phone number.

I must run, though. My BLT (baby, lettuce, & tomato) is getting cold.

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[info]napalmnacey
2007-02-04 06:43 am UTC (link)
Do you marinate the baby in honey mustard? That really brings out the sweet flavour of the meat.

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[info]doomsday
2007-02-04 06:47 am UTC (link)
Of course! It's the only way to go. I prefer the chubbier babies, too. I know I should really stick with lean meat, but they aren't as tasty.

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[info]napalmnacey
2007-02-04 06:48 am UTC (link)
The chubby makes great crackling. *nods* MMmm. Crackling. And not as hairy as pig meat!

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[info]scarah2
2007-02-04 09:55 am UTC (link)
I find a baby with nice marbling makes for a tastier dining experience.

I also prefer to marinate mine for at least 24 hours. They can be tough.

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[info]fevered_ego
2007-02-04 10:02 am UTC (link)
Honey mustard is bad for your health. Just torture the baby first. The adrenaline seasons the flesh so much you don't even need mayo.

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[info]napalmnacey
2007-02-04 10:03 am UTC (link)
Really? Wow. Why is honey mustard evil?

Do you get a rush from the adrenaline?

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*thinking fast*
[info]fevered_ego
2007-02-04 10:07 am UTC (link)
Honey mustard raises your BS cholesterol. I heard that on Oprah.

I don't think I've gotten any rush, but that's probably because adrenaline breaks down when heated. Next time I go out for sushi I'll ask for a plate of babymaki and pay careful attention to my heart rate.

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[info]napalmnacey
2007-02-04 10:11 am UTC (link)
... Your 'bullshit' cholesterol?

Yes, let me know how it goes. :)

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(Anonymous)
2007-02-04 06:48 pm UTC (link)
I find the adrenaline tends to tighten the flesh and make it useless for anything except baby jerky. For the atheist on the go!

-M. Ouse.

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