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Jenn (wankaholic) wrote in otf_wank,
@ 2007-02-04 00:06:00

Just be glad I didn't go with the wanking lesbians.
Can you guess what community is wanking again? Yup, it's

stupid_free! To explain this wank I shall ~~do an interpretive dance~~ paraphrase! Choice bits:

"hay guyz atheists have a persecution complex isn't that stupid???"

"Atheists get the cold shoulder because they're amoral. Atheists are amoral! Amoral, I tell YOU!"

"Morals don't come from religion. Haven't you heard of secular humanism? Why no, you haven't! D:"

"Dude, your moral compass shouldn't come from the big guy in the sky."

"All morals come from religion, dammit!"

"I feel like I'm talking to a Martian! D:"

So if you're an atheist, you're also a hedonist. Nice to know. :D

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	wankaholic 2007-02-04 06:44 am UTC (link)
	Of course not. Though you might want to watch your kidneys, just to be on the safe side. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	napalmnacey 2007-02-04 06:47 am UTC (link)
	Damn it. Why can't my corner be full of vibrators and dildoes? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	wankaholic 2007-02-04 06:48 am UTC (link)
	. . . there's a corner full of vibrators and dildoes? Please tell me it's the bisexual corner. :D (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	napalmnacey 2007-02-04 06:50 am UTC (link)
	Let's just say it IS. If I'm not going to exist, I may as well have fun while I'm at it. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	wankaholic 2007-02-04 06:51 am UTC (link)
	Yay! Count me in! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	napalmnacey 2007-02-04 06:55 am UTC (link)
	So. Bisexual corner: Homicidal kidney-stealing unicorns, vibrators and dildoes. We're doing well. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	saralina25 2007-02-04 06:56 am UTC (link)
	Is that the same corner the English Majors were sent to? hopeful (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	napalmnacey 2007-02-04 06:57 am UTC (link)
	Not sure. If it's any help, we're thinking of them naked. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	wankaholic 2007-02-04 06:59 am UTC (link)
	. . . so I'm thinking of myself naked . . . ? [double-majoring in English] D: (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	napalmnacey 2007-02-04 07:08 am UTC (link)
	That's okay - just imagine who you're thinking of yourself naked WITH. :) (Me, I'd pick David Tennant, but he's my standard answer of hotness). (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	wankaholic 2007-02-04 07:17 am UTC (link)
	My boyfriend? . . . mm, Monica Belucci isn't too bad, and there's nudes of her everywhere. No need to imagine. :P (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	napalmnacey 2007-02-04 07:22 am UTC (link)
	You mean you'd imagine your boyfriend, or that David Tennant IS your boyfriend? (as in TV boyfriend). She was SO HOT in Asterix and Cleopatra. thud (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	wankaholic 2007-02-04 07:36 am UTC (link)
	I'd imagine my actual boyfriend. As in, Canadian, about 5'11, white and nerdy boyfriend. YES. And she wasn't too bad in "The Brothers Grimm," either. ~~Of course, I may say this because my roommate hung the movie poster on the wall, and it really demonstrates her body well . . .~~ (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	napalmnacey 2007-02-04 09:33 am UTC (link)
	puts it on 'to watch' list (Reply to this)(Parent)

	dechant 2007-02-04 06:58 am UTC (link)
	Yep. is all three Pull up a chaise longue; it's fun here. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	saralina25 2007-02-04 07:04 am UTC (link)
	kicks back with a glass of wine I'm new to this not existing thing, but I think I could get used to it. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ecchaniz0r 2007-02-04 06:58 pm UTC (link)
	Can english-whorin' bisexual art majors come too? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	saralina25 2007-02-04 09:03 pm UTC (link)
	But of course! I even baked you cookies. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ecchaniz0r 2007-02-04 09:17 pm UTC (link)
	Yay! I'll bring the girlybooze, fr00t juice and vodka :D (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	saralina25 2007-02-04 09:45 pm UTC (link)
	Yes! Mmm...flavored vodka, I hope. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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