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Jenn (wankaholic) wrote in otf_wank,
@ 2007-02-04 00:06:00

Just be glad I didn't go with the wanking lesbians.
Can you guess what community is wanking again? Yup, it's

stupid_free! To explain this wank I shall ~~do an interpretive dance~~ paraphrase! Choice bits:

"hay guyz atheists have a persecution complex isn't that stupid???"

"Atheists get the cold shoulder because they're amoral. Atheists are amoral! Amoral, I tell YOU!"

"Morals don't come from religion. Haven't you heard of secular humanism? Why no, you haven't! D:"

"Dude, your moral compass shouldn't come from the big guy in the sky."

"All morals come from religion, dammit!"

"I feel like I'm talking to a Martian! D:"

So if you're an atheist, you're also a hedonist. Nice to know. :D

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	sepiamagpie 2007-02-04 08:46 am UTC (link)
	It's true. That's why all the f_w mods are atheists.* *I am. No idea about the rest. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	sorchar 2007-02-04 09:19 am UTC (link)
	Speak for yourself. I not only know that Jesus loves me, I'm pretty sure He's in love with me as well. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	sepiamagpie 2007-02-04 09:21 am UTC (link)
	Sorcha/Jesus=otp? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	sorchar 2007-02-04 09:28 am UTC (link)
	I dunno about the OTP part. I'm pretty sure he's cheating on me with that priest down the street. You know deities - they can't keep it in their pants. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	napalmnacey 2007-02-04 09:36 am UTC (link)
	NO! But I've had a crush on him for YEARS!! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	vigilanterodent 2007-02-04 09:57 am UTC (link)
	;__________________; THAT CHEATING BASTARD. I should have known. You can never trust a zombie. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	napalmnacey 2007-02-04 10:21 am UTC (link)
	hugs It's okay. I hear He's with everybody. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	vigilanterodent 2007-02-04 10:59 am UTC (link)
	Jesus has a Stallion mentality? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	napalmnacey 2007-02-04 11:02 am UTC (link)
	As long as it means He's hung like a horse. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	sepiamagpie 2007-02-04 11:06 am UTC (link)
	Mary? A mare. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	napalmnacey 2007-02-04 11:10 am UTC (link)
	Hey, spoooooky! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	vigilanterodent 2007-02-04 11:19 am UTC (link)
	Thank you for sending my brain to a horrible Jesus/Mary incest place. Thank you so much. D: (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	sepiamagpie 2007-02-04 11:22 am UTC (link)
	THE OTHER MARY (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	vigilanterodent 2007-02-04 12:17 pm UTC (link)
	SURE, THAT'S WHAT YOU SAY NOW (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	sepiamagpie 2007-02-04 12:28 pm UTC (link)
	OH MY GOD YOU THOUGHT OF JESUS-INCEST GUESS WHO'S GOING TO HELL? NOT SEP (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	vigilanterodent 2007-02-04 04:08 pm UTC (link)
	YOU ARE SO UNINVITED TO MY BIRTHDAY PARTY AND THERE'S GONNA BE A PONY THERE (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	monsley 2007-02-04 04:18 pm UTC (link)
	A PONY, HUH? WAGGLES EYEBROWS (Reply to this)(Parent)

	black_spot 2007-02-04 06:16 pm UTC (link)
	Would you like oats for a present? (Reply to this)(Parent)

	sorchar 2007-02-04 08:59 pm UTC (link)
	IF YOU BUY INTO THE HOLY TRINITY THREE-IN-ONE OIL BIT, JESUS IS HIS OWN DADDY OMG JESUS IS A REDNECK (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

vigilanterodent, 2007-02-05 12:06 am UTC

	nymeria 2007-02-04 03:55 pm UTC (link)
	Oh my god, mine too! WHY? WHYYYY? ... whimper (Reply to this)(Parent)

	onaga 2007-02-04 05:58 pm UTC (link)
	Hail Mary, full of "grace", the Lord is "with thee" IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	sorchar 2007-02-04 08:59 pm UTC (link)
	IN MY PANTS (Reply to this)(Parent)

	dragonfangirl 2007-02-05 03:11 am UTC (link)
	Our fandom full of wank, hallowed be thy links, give us this day our daily damnation, forgive us our spooge, as we do not forgive those who wank about us, and lead us not into stupidity, but deliver us with snark, amen. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	singe 2007-02-05 04:14 am UTC (link)
	Amen. crosses self (Reply to this)(Parent)

	panthea 2007-02-05 05:25 pm UTC (link)
	Me'n Allah have got WORDS to say about that. Or we would, except I think He's still pissed at me about that bacon I had for breakfast Saturday morning. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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