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Jenn ([info]wankaholic) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-02-04 00:06:00
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Just be glad I didn't go with the wanking [info]lesbians.
Can you guess what community is wanking again? Yup, it's [info]stupid_free! To explain this wank I shall do an interpretive dance paraphrase! Choice bits:

"hay guyz atheists have a persecution complex isn't that stupid???"

"Atheists get the cold shoulder because they're amoral. Atheists are amoral! Amoral, I tell YOU!"

"Morals don't come from religion. Haven't you heard of secular humanism? Why no, you haven't! D:"

"Dude, your moral compass shouldn't come from the big guy in the sky."

"All morals come from religion, dammit!"

"I feel like I'm talking to a Martian! D:"

So if you're an atheist, you're also a hedonist. Nice to know. :D

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[info]fevered_ego
2007-02-04 10:02 am UTC (link)
Honey mustard is bad for your health. Just torture the baby first. The adrenaline seasons the flesh so much you don't even need mayo.

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[info]napalmnacey
2007-02-04 10:03 am UTC (link)
Really? Wow. Why is honey mustard evil?

Do you get a rush from the adrenaline?

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*thinking fast*
[info]fevered_ego
2007-02-04 10:07 am UTC (link)
Honey mustard raises your BS cholesterol. I heard that on Oprah.

I don't think I've gotten any rush, but that's probably because adrenaline breaks down when heated. Next time I go out for sushi I'll ask for a plate of babymaki and pay careful attention to my heart rate.

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[info]napalmnacey
2007-02-04 10:11 am UTC (link)
... Your 'bullshit' cholesterol?

Yes, let me know how it goes. :)

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(Anonymous)
2007-02-04 06:48 pm UTC (link)
I find the adrenaline tends to tighten the flesh and make it useless for anything except baby jerky. For the atheist on the go!

-M. Ouse.

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