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Jenn (wankaholic) wrote in otf_wank,
@ 2007-02-04 00:06:00

Just be glad I didn't go with the wanking lesbians.
Can you guess what community is wanking again? Yup, it's

stupid_free! To explain this wank I shall ~~do an interpretive dance~~ paraphrase! Choice bits:

"hay guyz atheists have a persecution complex isn't that stupid???"

"Atheists get the cold shoulder because they're amoral. Atheists are amoral! Amoral, I tell YOU!"

"Morals don't come from religion. Haven't you heard of secular humanism? Why no, you haven't! D:"

"Dude, your moral compass shouldn't come from the big guy in the sky."

"All morals come from religion, dammit!"

"I feel like I'm talking to a Martian! D:"

So if you're an atheist, you're also a hedonist. Nice to know. :D

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	alpheratz 2007-02-04 04:04 pm UTC (link)
	Let's see... this means agnostics can't decide between being moral and immoral. So I guess they are pretty much sociopaths. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go skin my cat. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	ayezur 2007-02-04 04:15 pm UTC (link)
	I am an agnostic out of the very firm conviction that I don't actually give a damn. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	seiberwing 2007-02-04 11:12 pm UTC (link)
	Aye! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ayezur 2007-02-04 11:17 pm UTC (link)
	I wish more people understood that; it seems like two out of three will assume I'm agnostic because I'm too chicken/uninformed/whatever to declare for one side or the other. Actually, I just want them all to STFU and GTFO. Please? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	seiberwing 2007-02-04 11:27 pm UTC (link)
	Same here. I think there needs to be another word for Don'tgiveadamnites. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	your_face 2007-02-05 06:41 am UTC (link)
	subscribes to your newsletter (Reply to this)(Parent)

	(Anonymous) 2007-02-04 04:29 pm UTC (link)
	Skinning is so passe. Why don't you give it a bath? A special bath. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15bwhVxw-Bg -sora50 on lj (Reply to this)(Parent)

	daylightsparks 2007-02-04 04:47 pm UTC (link)
	I'm an agnostic Jew, which means I don't put cheese on my baby sammiches. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	black_spot 2007-02-04 06:24 pm UTC (link)
	But humans are long pigs (or short-arsed if you’re talking babies), so can’t be Kosher. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	daylightsparks 2007-02-04 07:12 pm UTC (link)
	I don't know if human flesh is specifically forbidden by Leviticus. Maybe it just goes without saying? I don't have a Bible handy so I can check, since I'm a heathen and all. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ryuutchi 2007-02-04 08:06 pm UTC (link)
	It is. No cloven hooves, and we don't chew our cud. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	dragonfangirl 2007-02-05 12:30 am UTC (link)
	Wait, so would it be okay to eat the Devil? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	daylightsparks 2007-02-05 02:02 am UTC (link)
	Mmmm, Devil sammiches. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	ryuutchi 2007-02-05 04:37 am UTC (link)
	I didn't know the devil chewed his cud. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	daylightsparks 2007-02-05 05:11 am UTC (link)
	There's stuff the Satanists just don't tell you about. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	dragonfangirl 2007-02-05 03:00 am UTC (link)
	http://www.bible.com/ You can look it up! Some people, to put in a positive word for religion, are genuinely interested in teaching others about their philosophy in an educated manner, which is how we get resources like this. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	puipui 2007-02-05 09:58 am UTC (link)
	Wow, lol_meme was right! I am a sociopath! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	lady_red 2007-02-05 11:38 am UTC (link)
	But which way will you choose to do it? (Reply to this)(Parent)

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