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Jenn ([info]wankaholic) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-02-04 00:06:00


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Just be glad I didn't go with the wanking [info]lesbians.
Can you guess what community is wanking again? Yup, it's [info]stupid_free! To explain this wank I shall do an interpretive dance paraphrase! Choice bits:

"hay guyz atheists have a persecution complex isn't that stupid???"

"Atheists get the cold shoulder because they're amoral. Atheists are amoral! Amoral, I tell YOU!"

"Morals don't come from religion. Haven't you heard of secular humanism? Why no, you haven't! D:"

"Dude, your moral compass shouldn't come from the big guy in the sky."

"All morals come from religion, dammit!"

"I feel like I'm talking to a Martian! D:"

So if you're an atheist, you're also a hedonist. Nice to know. :D


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[info]missm
2007-02-04 04:58 pm UTC (link)
The argument about the Pledge of Allegiance brought to mind the words that the immigrant child in "The Year of the Boar and Jackie Robinson" by Betty Bao Lord thought she was supposed to be saying:

I pledge a lesson to the frog of the United States of America and to the wee puppet for witches' hands. One Asian, in the vestibule, with little tea and wee rice for all.

My kids loved that and I'm pretty sure it's what they recited in school. Which meant they were probably the only kids in the class who were thinking about the words at all.

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(Anonymous)
2007-02-04 05:55 pm UTC (link)
That has got to be my favorite mishearing (is that even a word?) of the Pledge of Allegiance. Ever.

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[info]big_bad_wolf
2007-02-04 08:58 pm UTC (link)
I just tried to read that out to my boyfriend and couldn't because I was laughing too hard.

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[info]greenling
2007-02-04 10:41 pm UTC (link)
Wow. I forgot that book existed until now.

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