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dreamer_marie ([info]dreamer_marie) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-02-04 16:53:00


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Who is funnier: Media Matters or Ana Marie Cox?
It all started when Osama Bin Ladin Barack Obama started elementary school...
No, wait!
It all started when the Hillary Clinton campaign found out that Barack Obama had attended an Islamic religious graduate school called a "madrassa" instead of elemantary school like everyone else...
No, wait!
It all started when Insight magazine and Fox News Channel found out that Hillary Clinton had made up a story about Barack Obama going to a madrassa as a kid to use it against him...
No, wait!
In fact, it started when Media Matters started meticulously piling up all the evidence of the story Fox News Channel made up to make both Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama look bad. Because that's what they do.
Time.com's Ana Marie Cox then wrote a small piece about the whole brouhaha, and started it with these unfortunate words:
The humorless but dedicated folks  at Media Matters have been on this scurrilous Obama-the-Bomber story for days, but I'm sad to say that this is one instance in which they seem quite right about the truth still getting its boots on while the lie does the herky-jerky during the credits of "24."
The Media Matters fans who stumbled on the piece were, naturally, highly affronted:


Oh, ha ha ha, MediaMatters doesn't make Rose Law Firm jokes...they totally suck.
No, they just work day-in and day-out to document lies broadcast by the media. Something some might call...investigative reporting. (Crhis_NYC)

 At least Media Matters doesn't TRY to be funny ... and fail.Better comedians, please! (TBH)
Question: Are you on drugs?
If, for some bizarre reason, the answer is actually "no", then I'd highly recommend it.
Love, Gryn (Gryn)

Yeah, we get it, Cox- you're sewper-kewl and MM are total geeks. What the hell else is new? (tb)
Why do I sometimes laugh at the Foser's "Media Matters" column that comes out on Fridays if it isn't funny? Is it because it often mocks a bunch of self-important jerks? It is like getting a small, weekly dose of Stephen Colbert at the White House Correspondents Dinner. Of course the self-important jerks assured me Colbert wasn't funny either. Go figure. (flounder)

Cher Ana Marie Analtoilet
Your Anal Highness let these humour challenged Communoislamoleftifascists eat cake madame. They cannot hold a candle to your incadescently superior insights into the putrid degredation that is the modern media.Why madame cher Regina, how can we wallow in the frothy goodness of Santorumitude if anyone ever checked facts your highness? How could you cope if every truthiness were flushed down the Water Closet of history?Of course Madame we should simple take your Royal word for it that Hugenot Hitlerly Clinton started these rumours. You were after all chosen by God. In the immortal motto of Paris a city that surely had the Swampblog in mind: "It floats, but it doesn't sink." Vive le Roi and the unflushable career liberals of the Swamp!faithfully, (Rt Hon McAdder)

Ana Marie Cox gets accused of not being funny herself:

"n which they seem quite right about the truth still getting its boots one while the lie does the herky-jerky on during the credits of "24.""Huh. If that desperate, failed stab at being hip and funny is "humor", I think I'll go with those humorless, fact-based folks at Media Matters. You might actually have had a good post here if you hadn't been so self-consciously eager to be funny.Also, how exactly do you justify, in your own head, decrying stereotypes about Hillary while pereptuating them? (Jim)

Swampland: Proudly circle-jerking as Rome burns. (Jackson)
I think Time laid off the wrong people last week...this blog would be a waste of trees if anyone thought it was actually worth printing on a piece of paper. (Blue Velveeta)

Who's yer daddy, Ana Marie?
Who's yer daddy! (Joke Line)

...of not making enough jokes about anal sex:

Please, skip the bad jokes and stick to buttsex. It's more your style. (Maynard)

You should stick to writing about anal sex. It's the only thing you do well. Klein too. (Johng)

I came here to hear about serious matters, like buttsex. (urkel)

Back door girl in a front door world.heh (mestizo)

...of being one of those mean girls in High School:
Now I remember why I quit reading Wonkette. It's like a Jr. High lunchroom flashback. (jimbo)

and of Hillary-bashing:

Hillary's really mean person who'll do anything to win! Weeeee! You'll be a regular on Hardball before you know it! Then you can do your duty as a serious pundit to help another idiot be elected President. (porgy tirebiter)
I love how the "librul" media types can acknowledge a right wing smear job on Hillary and still blame Hillary for it by the end of the story. (John)
Wait... Is there anal sex on 24? Or is this blog just planning to ass-fuck every Democrat in the race by endlessly repeating and debating Republican talking points for the next two years? I don't get the joke. I must be humorless too. (zota)
Ok, so your first paragraph points out that people are lying hard core about Obama, then you call it brilliant.
Is there ever a time when lying isn�t brilliant for you folks? In other words, perhaps instead of applauding the cleverness of the lies being pumped out maybe you could, Oh I don�t know, make a joke about the liars instead? Media matters pointed out last week how you can just about say anything about the Clintons and you pundit folks think it's in bounds. But actually attacking the liars appears to be out of bounds. How do you square that? (Alexande)
Wow, Ana, you've really outdone yourself in Hillary bashing. In the space of a single paragraph ostensibly defending her from a smear, you manage to reinforce it in seven (count 'em) ways, ending with the same snark that Marc Antony used to great effect on Brutus:
1) I think Hillary is especially susceptible to this sort of dirty double cross
2) Last October, she apologized to John McCain for an insult reprinted in Maureen Dowd's column as coming from a Hillary "adviser."
( 3) Part of the stereotype HRC has to buck is that she'll do anything to win.
4) (Though some are trying to rehabilitate that into a plus.)
5) A really smart GOP operative can put out the most outrageous dirt about a Dem challenger (or even a Republican one) and even if no one believes the dirt, having Hillary's fingerprints on it is credible.
6) It doesn't help that Hillary's people are pretty ruthless
7) they're just also basically, you know, honorable.(Newton Minnow)

Of course, a bunch of trolls show up, but nobody pays attention to them, because they're too busy wanking.

I'll leave the last word to Media Matters, who had this to say about the whole kerfuffle:

In a recent post, Cox referred to Media Matters for America as humorless. Needless to say, we were not amused.



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[info]sashenka
2007-02-04 11:42 pm UTC (link)
I feel dirty just from reading all of that.

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[info]dreamer_marie
2007-02-04 11:43 pm UTC (link)
They're a charming croud, aren't they?

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(no subject) - [info]sashenka, 2007-02-04 11:47 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]dreamer_marie, 2007-02-04 11:53 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sashenka, 2007-02-04 11:55 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]dreamer_marie, 2007-02-05 12:09 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sashenka, 2007-02-05 12:25 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]stella_polaris, 2007-02-05 01:00 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]evilsqueakers, 2007-02-05 01:18 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]hallidae, 2007-02-05 01:27 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]april_hurst, 2007-02-05 01:43 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]amxjm, 2007-02-05 05:06 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sashenka, 2007-02-05 05:09 am UTC

[info]sheep
2007-02-04 11:46 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, we get it, Cox- you're sewper-kewl and MM are total geeks.

Nah, MM aren't geeks, geeks are usually more interested in making sure they have all the facts about what ever they get geekish about.

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[info]sheep
2007-02-04 11:47 pm UTC (link)
Not that I actually know anything about MM.

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(no subject) - [info]dreamer_marie, 2007-02-04 11:50 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]panthea, 2007-02-05 04:37 pm UTC

[info]vigilanterodent
2007-02-05 12:04 am UTC (link)
I can't believe Wonkette, (which AMC founded), hasn't been doing anything with this. Sadness!

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[info]dreamer_marie
2007-02-05 12:07 am UTC (link)
I didn't know she had founded it. Is she still there? It would explain why they've been silent about it...

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(no subject) - [info]vigilanterodent, 2007-02-05 12:26 am UTC

[info]esclaramonde
2007-02-05 12:08 am UTC (link)
humorless but dedicated

So ... MediaMatters are like newsfen?

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[info]missdaisy
2007-02-05 01:27 am UTC (link)
There's a Harmony joke in there somewhere.

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(no subject) - [info]napalmnacey, 2007-02-05 03:23 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]napalmnacey, 2007-02-06 12:31 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2007-02-05 12:21 am UTC (link)
I'm pretty sure he went to elementary school, since he was at my high school from 5th grade onward. (It's K-12 and, oddly enough, Christian with mandatory chapels) Or does that count as middle school?

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[info]dreamer_marie
2007-02-05 12:24 am UTC (link)
They were talking about a school he went to when he lived in Indonesia. CNN had to send a reporter to the scary foreign school where kids were...playing basket ball.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2007-02-05 12:36 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]stella_polaris, 2007-02-05 01:02 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]wankprophet, 2007-02-05 02:12 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2007-02-05 02:48 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2007-02-05 03:00 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]dreamoflife02, 2007-02-05 03:44 am UTC
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[info]monsley
2007-02-05 12:56 am UTC (link)
the "librul" media

Hee.

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[info]wankprophet
2007-02-05 01:59 am UTC (link)
I just received a call from Hillary's campaign people claiming that John McCain's real name is Hyjohn McCainberg. Then they hung up. I'm not sure what they were trying to imply about him, but it couldn't have been good, so he lost my vote.

Let's see those Media Matters puppies explain that.

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[info]nevadafighter
2007-02-05 02:34 am UTC (link)
The Rt Hon McAdder is trying entirely too hard to sound like a protest letter from a Monty Python sketch.

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[info]dreamer_marie
2007-02-05 03:32 am UTC (link)
I have yet to be able to read his comment successfully. My brain simply refuses to be subjected to this kind of abuse.

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[info]indis_earfalas
2007-02-05 02:49 am UTC (link)
OK. Yes the wank is vaguely amusing.

But I have a question. Seriously.

So what? Looking at a couple of the comments further up, it seems that he went to that school in Indonesia ... so was he expected to go to an American school, when he didn't actually live in America? Or what?

Maybe I'm slow, but I don't get it.

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[info]mmanurere
2007-02-05 03:00 am UTC (link)
Pundits behaving immaturely, as far as I can tell. Instead of just "ZOMG Obama's a terrorist SRSLY!" it's "ZOMG Hillary totally wanted me to think Obama's a terrorist (which he kinda might be too) SRSLY!"

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[info]dreamer_marie
2007-02-05 03:12 am UTC (link)
The guy is Black and he's a Democrat. He's also wildly popular and a candidate for the next presidential election. So naturally, Fox News Channel (who are the Republican spinning machine) are trying to blacken the man as much as possible.
They tried revealing that his middle name is Hussein. Didn't work.
They tried revealing that he smokes, but not in public. Didn't work.
So now they're even more desperate than before and they're coming up with this kind of crap. Basically they were trying to imply that he was brain-washed when he was a kid in an Islamic elementary school.
It didn't work either, and Fox News was laughed at by everybody, and now Obama is giving them the cold shoulder, and they're whining to get interviews from him. And the vice-president of Fox News also wrote a memo to tell his employees that just because they read something on the Internet doesn't mean it's true.

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[info]demonbean
2007-02-05 03:38 am UTC (link)
Please, skip the bad jokes and stick to buttsex. It's more your style. (Maynard)

You should stick to writing about anal sex. It's the only thing you do well. Klein too. (Johng)

I came here to hear about serious matters, like buttsex. (urkel)


Buttsex iz serius bizness!

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[info]gal_montag
2007-02-05 04:35 am UTC (link)
Seriously, though, if Obama is so squeaky clean that they have to make shit up about him to make him look bad, dude's got my vote no doubt.

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[info]your_face
2007-02-05 06:39 am UTC (link)
*headdesk*

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(Anonymous)
2007-02-05 08:46 am UTC (link)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pMgsbMcpOE

The CNN rebuttal to the FOX story, if you want to see what the school looked like. Guess terrorist training is via kasti these days. (Game with stick and ball, vaguely like baseball, but pitched underhand and with multiple runners allowed on base.)

PS. A friend told me about a newsstory where they actually interviewed Obama's 1st grade teacher, who apparently said, "He's going to replace Bush?" and was so proud she cried.

I haven't been able to find a clip of it. Anyone seen it? Or better yet, have a linky?


--baskerville

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(Anonymous)
2007-02-05 09:23 am UTC (link)
Aww!

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[info]squeakytoy
2007-02-05 11:06 am UTC (link)
You know, I fondly remember the icon of a Dem friend of mine from Illinois.

It had Barack Obama with his irises coloured yellow and the text: "Apophis for Senate!"

I thought it was funny as hell.

...but they're really calling him Osama?

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(no subject) - [info]dreamer_marie, 2007-02-05 04:47 pm UTC
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[info]renata_hpjc
2007-02-05 05:31 pm UTC (link)
I love how the "librul" media types can acknowledge a right wing smear job on Hillary and still blame Hillary for it by the end of the story.

Somehow I originally read "'librul' media types" as "'librul' blogger types", and I was amused at how true that was. /Daily Kos reader

In a recent post, Cox referred to Media Matters for America as humorless. Needless to say, we were not amused.

Hee.

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(Anonymous)
2007-02-05 07:48 pm UTC (link)
There's no distinction on American news between reporting the facts and editorializing.

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(no subject) - capybara, 2007-02-06 01:26 am UTC
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