It will probably come as no surprise to most Internet users that a new survey, published in the February issue of the journal Pediatrics (an abstract is available here), found that nearly half of all young people reported exposure, intentional or otherwise, to online pornography.

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah, one half, sure. I bet the other half was something like this:

Questioner: Have you ever been exposed to pornography online?
Teenage Boy: ...um. NO. NO, DEFINITELY NO PORN HERE NO.
Questioner (probably also a teenager): Dude, never?
Teenage Boy: YES! NO! I DON'T KNOW!
Questioner: Okay, thank you.
Teenage Boy: I WAS ON THE MOON AT THE TIME!
Questioner: ... :hangs up:
Teenage Boy: :goes back to wanking:

-creamsoda