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hangingfire ([info]hangingfire) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-02-05 13:12:00


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Current music:They Might Be Giants, "The End of the Tour"

Won't someone think of the CHILDREN?!
I come bearing more Lede wank. Today, the Lede posts about how the kids of today are getting an eyeful of pr0n online:

It will probably come as no surprise to most Internet users that a new survey, published in the February issue of the journal Pediatrics (an abstract is available here), found that nearly half of all young people reported exposure, intentional or otherwise, to online pornography.

Forty-two percent of the 1,500 youngsters (ages 10 to 17) who were surveyed by telephone between March and June 2006 reported such exposure. Two-thirds of those who were exposed said the exposure was “unwanted,” according to the study; the exposure occurred most often when using file-sharing programs to download images.
The very first poster in the comment thread brings the wank:
This problem would be easy to solve if mom’s behaved like moms by taking proper care of their children. Children need close parental supervision, particularly maternal, all the way through high school. They don’t get it when mom’s off working full time and returning home so tired she just wants to chill out.
And they're off!
Wow Mark- You sure feel threatened by working women… “Beats me why women think having a career is such a big deal”… How stupid are you? Your question is the same a women asking men why we need to have a career? Why don’t you stay at home and take care of kids?
And that's just the beginning.


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[info]phosfate
2007-02-06 03:31 pm UTC (link)
God, Sleeping Beauty. "This is porn. This is supposed to be porn. CAN WE ALL PLEASE PUT DOWN THE PADDLES HAVE SOME ACTUAL SEX?"

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[info]lyppy
2007-02-06 03:42 pm UTC (link)
The Conclusion of the Classic Erotic Trilogy of Sleeping Beauty...

I got that far on Amazon.com. My Disney vision was perverted enough after Pocahontas 2. I don't need porn to go with it.

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[info]cmikhailovic
2007-02-06 11:13 pm UTC (link)
Well, considering one of the earliest recorded versions of "Sleeping Beauty" involved the prince raping her in her sleep, and her only waking up once one of the two babies she had given birth to sucked the sleep-making splinter out of her finger, I'd say the Disney version is the perverted one. *g*

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[info]phosfate
2007-02-07 03:29 pm UTC (link)
"Ow! Mommy tastes like pointy."

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[info]pointandlaugh
2007-02-08 01:50 am UTC (link)
...what did they do to Pocahonta too? Tell me please. It's on my list of Disney Sequels I Was Afraid To Watch Due To Badness.

(Which is... most of them!)

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[info]lyppy
2007-02-08 02:20 am UTC (link)
Well, it was (semi) historically accurate. Pocahontas thinks that John Smith, who she totally belongs with, is dead, and then takes up with a red haired fool named John Rolf. Then she goes to England and wears powder on her face.

And even though John Smith was faking, they STILL didn't get back together. What the hell, Disney? You can't give me an epic romance in the first movie and then be all, "Oh, now they're BFFs."

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[info]dez_chan
2007-02-06 06:18 pm UTC (link)
Funny follow up to that story: I went to a book signing a couple years later for Servant of the Bones, and I ran into a friend of the family. She made some comment about loaning me some of her "other" books when I was older, and I said I'd already read them thanks, and wasn't impressed. All of 14 and bored with porn already! Of course then when I looked at Anne Rice, I couldn't talk because all I was thinking was, "This old lady writes dirty creepy things."

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[info]issendai
2007-02-07 05:58 am UTC (link)
If I'd read Sleeping Beauty I sequentially, instead of skipping to what were supposed to be the good bits, I never would have made it to 2 or 3. "They spank Beauty, they spank Tristan, they spank Jerome, they spank Fred, they spank Howie, they spank some random unnamed girl, the random unnamed girl spanks Beauty and Howie simultaneously, Beauty spanks the entire cast of House, oh look man-blowjobs, and now we're back to spanking Beauty!"

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[info]phosfate
2007-02-07 03:27 pm UTC (link)
Howie. Eheheheheheheh.

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