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hangingfire ([info]hangingfire) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-02-05 13:12:00


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Current music:They Might Be Giants, "The End of the Tour"

Won't someone think of the CHILDREN?!
I come bearing more Lede wank. Today, the Lede posts about how the kids of today are getting an eyeful of pr0n online:

It will probably come as no surprise to most Internet users that a new survey, published in the February issue of the journal Pediatrics (an abstract is available here), found that nearly half of all young people reported exposure, intentional or otherwise, to online pornography.

Forty-two percent of the 1,500 youngsters (ages 10 to 17) who were surveyed by telephone between March and June 2006 reported such exposure. Two-thirds of those who were exposed said the exposure was “unwanted,” according to the study; the exposure occurred most often when using file-sharing programs to download images.
The very first poster in the comment thread brings the wank:
This problem would be easy to solve if mom’s behaved like moms by taking proper care of their children. Children need close parental supervision, particularly maternal, all the way through high school. They don’t get it when mom’s off working full time and returning home so tired she just wants to chill out.
And they're off!
Wow Mark- You sure feel threatened by working women… “Beats me why women think having a career is such a big deal”… How stupid are you? Your question is the same a women asking men why we need to have a career? Why don’t you stay at home and take care of kids?
And that's just the beginning.


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[info]stopthatgirl7
2007-02-07 01:14 pm UTC (link)
...I read that and I missed that. HOW DID I MISS THAT? I know I was the most clueless teenager ever, but.

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[info]lyppy
2007-02-08 02:30 am UTC (link)
Don't worry, I read it through a couple times because of the WTF factor. It went like this:

Arthur: Yeah. Gwen, I've never fathered an illegitimate child.
Gwen: Awww, you're so faithful!
Arthur: *awkward silence* Baby, that's not what I meant. So, there's a good chance my little buggers aren't swimming upstream if you, er, catch my drift.
Gwen: No.
*knock at the door*
Lancelot: 'Sup.
Gwen: *swoon*
Arthur *swoo--masculine head nod* Ah, you're here.
Gwen: What's going on? I don't understand!
Arthur: Guys, I love you both. No, really. I love you both. So, I was thinking we have freaky sex together. And this wedding bed is like Vegas. Whatever happens here, stays here. If you get knocked up, we'll just call it my baby.
Gwen: *double swoon*
scene fade...

Later...

Lancelot: I'm so hot, I thought I was gay for Arthur until you turned me semi-straight.
Gwen: ...thanks? *understands why she didn't get pregnant from the threesome*

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