Current mood:	Manorexic
Entry tags:	person: eric schaeffer, there's a reason you're still single

TL;DR, Douchebags, and Stalkerblogs; OH MY!
I'll try to keep it short.

OK, so there's this guy named Eric Schaeffer who acts and directs and stuff, and also suffers from manorexia. But most importantly, he wonders why he's still single. Let's see if we can figure it out, shall we? Is it the cutoff age for his potential mate so she can still pop out his puppies (36, when he's 45)? Is it the fact that he says "Namaste" all the time? Is it the tl;dr? I wonder.

But Gawker doesn't wonder, they know. It's because Eric's a douchebag, which they painstakingly let us know. Over and over again.

Unfortunately, the rise in blog hits alerted Eric that something might be awry. So, he lets Gawker know that "I AM YOU"...and also that he practices deep-throating dildos. No, really. Scroll down. Gawker says nanny-nanny-poo-poo (I'm totally paraphrasing. Almost.)

See also:
--"I ♥ Eric!" "No, Eric is a douche" rambling
--I Know Why You're Still Single, complete with cafepress store.

Assholes for everyone...on me!

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mindset
2007-02-06 09:57 pm UTC (link)

From this post:

"The two things that made me end the correspondence were: he gave me a few compliments, then demanded I tell him something equally flattering about him because he needed to feel attractive too (I couldn't think of anything to say)... this struck me as very whiny and needy, qualities that I was not looking for in a man. The second thing he said that I found highly objectionable was when I asked him what he did all day (he said he was unemployed at the time)- he gave me a laundry list of activities, including prayer, yoga, meditation, and MAKING LOVE TO HIS HAND. I think that's when I 'suddenly' realized I was much, much too busy to date (him) at that time."

Can't... stop... laughing. Help... me...

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	carlanime 2007-02-07 03:48 am UTC (link)
	Ladies, you doth protest too much. Just too fucking much, huh? Like on and on and on and on protesting? Yeah, you really really really think I'm ugly and aren't into me blah bede blah blah. Couldn't be that your feelings were hurt because I didn't like you, could it? I think my spleen just burst, seriously. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	(Anonymous) 2007-02-09 11:40 pm UTC (link)
	Ahahaha I know! "I'm sorry I didn't like you..." was what made me picture his huge inflated ego not being able to fit through the door...despite the unnecessary wank at Gawker, this guy is a piece of work, man. shakes head (Reply to this)(Parent)

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