Current mood:	Manorexic
Entry tags:	person: eric schaeffer, there's a reason you're still single

TL;DR, Douchebags, and Stalkerblogs; OH MY!
I'll try to keep it short.

OK, so there's this guy named Eric Schaeffer who acts and directs and stuff, and also suffers from manorexia. But most importantly, he wonders why he's still single. Let's see if we can figure it out, shall we? Is it the cutoff age for his potential mate so she can still pop out his puppies (36, when he's 45)? Is it the fact that he says "Namaste" all the time? Is it the tl;dr? I wonder.

But Gawker doesn't wonder, they know. It's because Eric's a douchebag, which they painstakingly let us know. Over and over again.

Unfortunately, the rise in blog hits alerted Eric that something might be awry. So, he lets Gawker know that "I AM YOU"...and also that he practices deep-throating dildos. No, really. Scroll down. Gawker says nanny-nanny-poo-poo (I'm totally paraphrasing. Almost.)

See also:
--"I ♥ Eric!" "No, Eric is a douche" rambling
--I Know Why You're Still Single, complete with cafepress store.

Assholes for everyone...on me!

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white_serpent
2007-02-06 10:55 pm UTC (link)

From his most recent blog entry, about his conversation with Melinda and telling her how he could like her more:

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Freezing cold, standing in water for 20 hours a day. You chopped the heads off, pulled the guts, cleaned the blood line from the spine with a spoon shooting water out of it or threw them in a bin.
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I wonder if your affection for me is blast frozen or deep frozen."

"Deep frozen... but I understand you need time to trust that."

I'd like to express my total and deep belief in the reality of this conversation. Obviously she would have responded positively. ...Because nothing is more romantic than having your relationship equated with gutting, cleaning, and freezing fish.

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	koipool 2007-02-07 06:56 pm UTC (link)
	LOL oh yes, that one in particular stood out to me. WTF? If I was with him I would have stared, laughed, and then gotten up and walked out. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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