Current mood:	Manorexic
Entry tags:	person: eric schaeffer, there's a reason you're still single

TL;DR, Douchebags, and Stalkerblogs; OH MY!
I'll try to keep it short.

OK, so there's this guy named Eric Schaeffer who acts and directs and stuff, and also suffers from manorexia. But most importantly, he wonders why he's still single. Let's see if we can figure it out, shall we? Is it the cutoff age for his potential mate so she can still pop out his puppies (36, when he's 45)? Is it the fact that he says "Namaste" all the time? Is it the tl;dr? I wonder.

But Gawker doesn't wonder, they know. It's because Eric's a douchebag, which they painstakingly let us know. Over and over again.

Unfortunately, the rise in blog hits alerted Eric that something might be awry. So, he lets Gawker know that "I AM YOU"...and also that he practices deep-throating dildos. No, really. Scroll down. Gawker says nanny-nanny-poo-poo (I'm totally paraphrasing. Almost.)

See also:
--"I ♥ Eric!" "No, Eric is a douche" rambling
--I Know Why You're Still Single, complete with cafepress store.

Assholes for everyone...on me!

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	frequentmouse 2007-02-07 12:22 am UTC (link)
	Is that a name via Frank Herbert? Back before Dune made him ~~stupid~~ ~~boring~~ ~~greedy~~ obsessed with ~~religion~~Arrakis? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

barankhy
2007-02-07 12:31 am UTC (link)

*is a bit confuzzled*
Do you mean my username or

julesnoctambule's? Because if your pondering about the latter, I have no idea.

As for my username, nope, it's a very corrupted form of my first name (Bernhard), and it's also the name of my shamelessly Mary Sue-sque self-insert supreme god in my conworld/conreligion.
...
Fuck, I'm such a nerd.

(Reposted because dammit, I have Tag Skillz!)

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	frequentmouse 2007-02-07 02:04 am UTC (link)
	Yours. Coincidentally the name of a lawyer/frog in The Dosadi Experiment. Which I need to find a new copy of, as my old one has fallen to bits. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	barankhy 2007-02-07 08:42 am UTC (link)
	Dammit, and here I thought I was all unique snowflake-ish sadface But lawyer/frog sounds cool g (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	frequentmouse 2007-02-07 06:47 pm UTC (link)
	Me, I think cool literary references beat unique snowflakeness every day. Because, when you come right down to it, we're all damned snowflakes. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	barankhy 2007-02-07 07:17 pm UTC (link)
	What exactly do literary references I had no idea I was making fall under, though? But I'm a pretty unicornkin snowflake, hah! points and laughs in Sueish glory ;-) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	frequentmouse 2007-02-07 10:25 pm UTC (link)
	Serendipitous confirmation of your unicornkinish uniquitude? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	barankhy 2007-02-07 10:28 pm UTC (link)
	No, it's manumcolloquial refutation of your momma! Im in ur ivory towah, craiying 'bout teh meannesso fda world (Reply to this)(Parent)

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