Current mood:	Manorexic
Entry tags:	person: eric schaeffer, there's a reason you're still single

TL;DR, Douchebags, and Stalkerblogs; OH MY!
I'll try to keep it short.

OK, so there's this guy named Eric Schaeffer who acts and directs and stuff, and also suffers from manorexia. But most importantly, he wonders why he's still single. Let's see if we can figure it out, shall we? Is it the cutoff age for his potential mate so she can still pop out his puppies (36, when he's 45)? Is it the fact that he says "Namaste" all the time? Is it the tl;dr? I wonder.

But Gawker doesn't wonder, they know. It's because Eric's a douchebag, which they painstakingly let us know. Over and over again.

Unfortunately, the rise in blog hits alerted Eric that something might be awry. So, he lets Gawker know that "I AM YOU"...and also that he practices deep-throating dildos. No, really. Scroll down. Gawker says nanny-nanny-poo-poo (I'm totally paraphrasing. Almost.)

See also:
--"I ♥ Eric!" "No, Eric is a douche" rambling
--I Know Why You're Still Single, complete with cafepress store.

Assholes for everyone...on me!

	caoilainn 2007-02-07 02:08 am UTC (link)
	This just gets better and better. hahahaha! gasp eeeee! He wonders why he is still single? I didn't think it could get better, but it does. hand wave (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	(Anonymous) 2007-02-07 05:31 am UTC (link)
	I just - looking at animal porn is not "minimal" surfing! When you give Granny a computer and a net connection, you teach her how to check her email, and then you stop there! You don't move on to animal porn! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	puipui 2007-02-07 08:20 pm UTC (link)
	I should think that would depend on your Granny's personal interests, actually. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	brown_betty 2007-02-07 09:10 pm UTC (link)
	No, not really. No matter how interested my grandma is in horsefucking, I'm not enabling. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	puipui 2007-02-08 02:19 am UTC (link)
	You're no fun. Sigh. (Reply to this)(Parent)