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El Juno ([info]eljuno) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2003-08-31 11:14:00


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Current mood: annoyed

Thanks to my pal Salana for finding this one...
And for writing it up for us. From the always wankalicious guinea lynx guinea pig board, we get a lovely little wank and...well, let's get Sal's write up, shall we?


Summary:
"hi, my guinea pig is sick."
"Use proper capitalization!"
"my guinea pig does this, this, and this."
"Please use the shift key, it's part of the etiquette for the forum."
"the shift key is a lost cause. my guinea pig is getting worse."
"We're asking you nicely to use the shift key and correct punctuation."
"well, you know, i check all of my posts for grammar and punctuation. so, about my guinea pig..."
"You are being deliberately rude to us! That shows a lack of decency on your part!"
"my guinea pig is feeling better, what should i be feeding him?"
"If your going to psot you should check the grammer and isnt it common decency to take the extra 0.0005 seconds to move the pinkie, hold down the shift key, releash..."
"so, about my guinea pig..."
Forum owner: "I'm going to have to make it more clear in the rules for this forum that this kind of disrespect is not allowed!"

Pure poetry in motion. With guinea pigs!



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[info]parlance
2003-08-31 04:37 pm UTC (link)
Clearly, the best wank is surreal wank.

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(Anonymous)
2003-08-31 05:00 pm UTC (link)
I obviously have to join journalfen just so I can submit wanks...

(Sal)

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[info]eljuno
2003-08-31 05:02 pm UTC (link)
I'll give you a code...I have more of them than I know what to do with...

Toss me an e-mail or hit me up next time I'm on AIM.

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[info]telesilla
2003-08-31 05:45 pm UTC (link)
*boggles* Guinea pig wank.... Who'da thunk!

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darthhellokitty
2003-08-31 06:57 pm UTC (link)
Remind me someday to tell you about the turtle & tortoise yahoogroup that degenerated into death threats, name-calling & at least three spin-off groups...

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[info]quinctia
2003-08-31 09:05 pm UTC (link)
I loved how other members were talking about grammar while using things such as "b/c" for because in their own posts. *foreheadslap*

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[info]terminal_frost
2003-09-01 01:11 am UTC (link)
Shhhh... It's a secret.

They use b/c because they're closet b/c shippers.

I'm sorry; I couldn't resist. 9.9

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[info]lots42
2003-09-01 12:18 am UTC (link)
You'd think they'd forego the grammar-wank, seeing as how an animal, that their forum is dedicated too, is ill. But no...

Urgh.

Obsessive Grammar Wankers must die

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(Anonymous)
2003-09-01 12:53 am UTC (link)
Did Juno ever post the Ivermectin wank?

It was something like twelve pages of "Ivermectin always works orally! It's worked with every one of my 983274923 guinea pigs!" "Well it didn't work with one of mine!" "But it works with mine so you're wrong!"

Oh, and then there was the Kaopectate wank.
"They changed the ingredients of Kaopectate, it's not safe for long-term use in guinea pigs now!" blah blah blah "You just told a user not to use it, when it's safe short-term!" "No I didn't, I told them how it had been changed!" "But you had an alarmist tone!" "I was just providing information!" wank wank wank.

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[info]shoiryu
2003-09-01 12:26 am UTC (link)
......*facepalm*

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(Anonymous)
2003-09-02 04:18 am UTC (link)
http://www.guinealynx.info/forums/viewtopic.php?t=7507

It just gets better and better.

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[info]salana
2003-09-02 06:34 am UTC (link)
And now I have a journal here. Wheeee!

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[info]moonjaguar
2003-09-02 08:25 am UTC (link)
Rats, they locked that part up

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