Oh, and on the subject of the Colts' coach being a total homophobic douchebag:

I could have told you that the minute I heard him profusely thanking God after the game. It's not that Christians are by definition homophobic; it's that if you're stupid enough to think that God helped you win the Superbowl, you're probably stupid enough to be afeared of teh gheys. Note to Tony Dungy: on the off chance that your god is real, I can tell you with absolute confidence that he does not give two shits about who wins the motherfucking Superbowl.