their suck takes too long to explain to the layman
Well, to the "layman" anything less than "tried to steal/ called me a name/ physically threatened me" probably doesn't suck that much.* I went from working fast food all through high school to a cushy desk job at college, and while I've met fellow students who think it's boring and repetitive I'd rather not work somewhere where people throw fries at me.

And he's the asshole who always pops up in the tipping thread.

God, that was pretty wanky, huh.

I'm sure I forgot some of C_S's old chestnuts. but there are some that don't need repeating.