Current mood:

Petty

In Soviet New York, iPod bans you!
So a state senator in New York wants to ban using iPods while crossing city streets.

USA Today blogs about it. The comments section is a cesspool of wank, mostly of the righteous indignation kind. Watch how liberals are blamed for all society's ills! Marvel at how Darwin is misused over and over again! Gasp as accusations of communism are thrown around carelessly!

The stupid, it had to be shared.

ETA: BE MORE FUNNY, PEOPLE.

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	sarracenia 2007-02-08 07:59 am UTC (link)
	I can't take your geek card, because I'm too busy defending my slash fan card. That never occurred to me. I think slashdot would be much improved by alternating the tech news posting with pictures of pretty boys having sex, though. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	smo 2007-02-08 09:12 am UTC (link)
	I am intrigued by your ideas, and wish to subscribe to your newsletter! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	puipui 2007-02-08 09:50 am UTC (link)
	Why alternate? I think they should just write the news by hand onto the taut ass cheeks of several very pretty men and then post pictures. Hell, I'll even volunteer to help. I have very good handwriting, I promise. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	hearsawho 2007-02-08 10:29 am UTC (link)
	And you won't tolerate any mistakes! You'll erase the whole thing and start all over again if you have to. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	puipui 2007-02-08 07:12 pm UTC (link)
	I will. I really, really will. Yes. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	sailorcoruscant 2007-02-08 11:53 am UTC (link)
	So long as there isn't a Cowboy Neal option I'm all for this. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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