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luthe ([info]luthe) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-02-07 23:42:00


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Current mood:Petty

In Soviet New York, iPod bans you!
So a state senator in New York wants to ban using iPods while crossing city streets.

USA Today blogs about it. The comments section is a cesspool of wank, mostly of the righteous indignation kind. Watch how liberals are blamed for all society's ills! Marvel at how Darwin is misused over and over again! Gasp as accusations of communism are thrown around carelessly!

The stupid, it had to be shared.

ETA: BE MORE FUNNY, PEOPLE.



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[info]eilan
2007-02-08 09:15 am UTC (link)
Because driving a car is just like walking.

Only that--- it isn't.

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[info]serai
2007-02-08 06:36 pm UTC (link)
No. You're far more VULNERABLE to being killed by a car when you're walking. You're not allowed to walk on the freeway just because you feel like it, either. Why? Because no matter how careful you think you are, you could still get killed. This is along the same lines. It's not about restricting your freedom; it's about safeguarding people's lives.

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(Anonymous)
2007-02-09 02:44 am UTC (link)
You can get run over by a car if you're on the sidewalk. Haven't you learned anything from Grand Theft Auto?

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(Anonymous)
2007-02-10 07:32 pm UTC (link)
This reply made me lulz.

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(Anonymous)
2007-02-09 03:33 am UTC (link)
Pointing out an error in your train of thoughts:

WHY could you get killed on a freeway if you walked around there? Because no matter how careful YOU are, if a careless driver runs you over, you have NO CHANCE.

Why could you get killed crossing the street? Because no matter how careful YOU are, if a careless driver doesn't give a fuck about the light, you have NO CHANCE. Regardless of whether your ipod is turned on or off as you do so.

WHY are you not supposed to use a cellphone in your car? Because you don't concentrate on driving (that's been proven in studies, as far as I know) when you do and could kill people. They didn't ban listening to the radio in your car.

I have yet to see anyone who's incapable of concentrating enough (while listening to music) to see whether the lights for pedestrians are on "walk" or "stop". And I bet that people who don't look left and right with their ipods on don't do it without, either.

SleepyMouse

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[info]eilan
2007-02-09 08:17 am UTC (link)
You are completely missing the point.

It's fine that drivers aren't allowed to have a phone in their hand or eat when they drive here.

But that's because cars are big and fast enough to kill people. A car driver can't just stop and look around when in doubt. A pedestrian can.

And by the way, if people don't loook before they cross the street, hearing won't help them, either. Their own bloody fault then. Just as it is their fault when they get killed walking on the freeway. Doesn't mean there need to be laws for not listening to the cars.

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[info]felinephoenix
2007-02-08 06:42 pm UTC (link)
That's what you think, but here's a secret: my legs can turn into a car. I am, indeed, a robot in disguise.

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[info]nekoneko
2007-02-08 08:23 pm UTC (link)
I think I'd rather turn into part of Voltron. That might be because I saw an episode at 5:30 this morning.

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[info]seiberwing
2007-02-09 04:20 am UTC (link)
But which part?

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[info]marciamarcia
2007-02-09 04:44 am UTC (link)
I tried to do that once, but I just turned into a gun and got run over anway. :(

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[info]narcissam
2007-02-08 07:38 pm UTC (link)
It is in Fred Flinstone! Those cars are powered by legs!

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