Current mood:

Petty

In Soviet New York, iPod bans you!
So a state senator in New York wants to ban using iPods while crossing city streets.

USA Today blogs about it. The comments section is a cesspool of wank, mostly of the righteous indignation kind. Watch how liberals are blamed for all society's ills! Marvel at how Darwin is misused over and over again! Gasp as accusations of communism are thrown around carelessly!

The stupid, it had to be shared.

ETA: BE MORE FUNNY, PEOPLE.

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	puipui 2007-02-08 07:50 pm UTC (link)
	After all, cars don't kill people. People kill people. People and iPods. Vicious, vicious killers, they are. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	harrylovesron 2007-02-08 08:03 pm UTC (link)
	iPods have razors, tripwires, and all sorts of nasy things hidden in those slim casings. They will STRANGLE YOU IN YOUR SLEEP WITH THEIR CORDS. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	puipui 2007-02-08 08:13 pm UTC (link)
	THOSE EVIL IPOD BASTARDS! Damn them! Damn them all to HELL! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	harrylovesron 2007-02-08 08:17 pm UTC (link)
	I'm sooooo glad I have a ghetto little Sandisk. IT doesn't give me "U GONNA GET ~~RAPED~~ HIT BY A CAR" vibes. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	nekoneko 2007-02-08 08:26 pm UTC (link)
	I now need an icon of the Pamela cover that says 'U GONNA GET RAPED'. Thank you for that. :P (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	harrylovesron 2007-02-08 09:09 pm UTC (link)
	Always happy to be of service. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	nekoneko 2007-02-08 09:19 pm UTC (link)
	You enabler you. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	puipui 2007-02-08 08:30 pm UTC (link)
	I hope Sep doesn't have an iPod, because otherwise we're all about to get shivved. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	harrylovesron 2007-02-08 09:10 pm UTC (link)
	Then he will mutilate our bodies and throw them in busy intersections. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	puipui 2007-02-08 09:22 pm UTC (link)
	Worse! Freeways! OH NOEZ. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	catslash 2007-02-08 09:50 pm UTC (link)
	My Zen Nano, on the other hand, tucks me in at night and reads me a story. Then it guards me as I sleep from any stray EBIL IPODS that might wander by. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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