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luthe ([info]luthe) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-02-07 23:42:00


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Current mood:Petty

In Soviet New York, iPod bans you!
So a state senator in New York wants to ban using iPods while crossing city streets.

USA Today blogs about it. The comments section is a cesspool of wank, mostly of the righteous indignation kind. Watch how liberals are blamed for all society's ills! Marvel at how Darwin is misused over and over again! Gasp as accusations of communism are thrown around carelessly!

The stupid, it had to be shared.

ETA: BE MORE FUNNY, PEOPLE.



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[info]puipui
2007-02-08 07:57 pm UTC (link)
You can always tell the tourists. They're the ones wearing bright clothes, walking slowly and looking up.

Also, when someone has a heart attack on the subway and they have to stop the trains, the tourists are the ones who are actually concerned about the guy's health instead of pissed off about being late getting home. Silly tourists!

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[info]ayezur
2007-02-08 08:09 pm UTC (link)
Actually, the tourists are generally the ones standing rightthefuckinfrontof the doors when the train pulls in, instead of to the side so that people can actually, yanno, get out.

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[info]avari
2007-02-08 08:16 pm UTC (link)
Never move to Paris, because there Parisians are the ones who stand in front of the doors. Raaah!

As I'm also a Parisian (and therefore an agressive asshat) I take great pleasure in hitting them with my bag when getting off the train.

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[info]big_bad_wolf
2007-02-09 12:16 am UTC (link)
Hah, when I visited your City everyone warned me that Parisians were rude, rude people.

I'm not sure why they thought I'd care, what with being from London and all. I honestly saw no difference. ;)

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[info]jerel
2007-02-10 05:56 pm UTC (link)
Reminds me of everyone warning me about New York City before I visited: people are aggressive, loud, they walk too fast, etc. And this was different from Boston how?

Unfortunately, I was travelling with a group of Florida natives, who had a tendency to lag behind about five blocks.

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[info]big_bad_wolf
2007-02-10 10:29 pm UTC (link)
Walk too fast? How can people walk too fast? Dear god, I wish I could import New Yorkers if that's really true. I'm sick of being stuck behind cow people on the pavement when I'm trying to get somewhere.

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[info]sexonastick
2007-02-09 03:09 am UTC (link)
Both so true!

I used to work near Times Square. God, I hated that.

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[info]aristaea
2007-02-10 08:51 am UTC (link)
If I have nothing better to do, I walk slowly and look up even at home, because the architecture in downtown Washington, D.C. is some of my favourite and I like to look at teh pretty, and people who are in a rush to get somewhere can walk the fuck around me. God knows our sidewalks are huge enough. I don't do it in New York, though, because a) most of the architecture in NY is not really that pretty and b) there are too many people on tiny sidewalks and if you don't look where you are going they will knock you down and step on your kidneys.

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