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Petty

In Soviet New York, iPod bans you!
So a state senator in New York wants to ban using iPods while crossing city streets.

USA Today blogs about it. The comments section is a cesspool of wank, mostly of the righteous indignation kind. Watch how liberals are blamed for all society's ills! Marvel at how Darwin is misused over and over again! Gasp as accusations of communism are thrown around carelessly!

The stupid, it had to be shared.

ETA: BE MORE FUNNY, PEOPLE.

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	rekall 2007-02-08 09:41 pm UTC (link)
	So when we're playing GTA with jaywalkers do we now get more points if we hit someone who is jaywalking with an iPod? Because if not, I'm sticking to the old tactic of going after the people who I think will make the coolest sound against my car. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	puipui 2007-02-08 10:04 pm UTC (link)
	I should think you would get less points, since they'd be easier to hit, right? Or would it be more because there would be less of them since it's illegal? ...Nah, it'd have to be the first one. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	rekall 2007-02-09 12:27 am UTC (link)
	Aw. I think you're right since not only are they easier to hit there's more of them. I'm never going to get a high score now. :( (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	crysiana 2007-02-09 02:28 am UTC (link)
	Icon love! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	rekall 2007-02-09 09:46 am UTC (link)
	hehe, thanks. I get a kick out of making fun of Subaru since I love him so much. <3 (Reply to this)(Parent)

	(Anonymous) 2007-02-09 12:21 am UTC (link)
	and can we keep the iPod? prairiedawn (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	rekall 2007-02-09 12:28 am UTC (link)
	Only if while you're out of the car, snatching the iPod, you light some things on fire with your flame torch. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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