Oh, but you just don't understand! Rape is the only way that ugly chicks can get laid! Because we all know that only physically perfect women can ever find someone to have sex with, and that all of those who can't are constantly beset by longing for the Almighty Penis. It's practically a service, guys! Those rapists should get medals. Geez, it's not like women are people or anything.

(Note to dumbass college newspaper: That? Was satire. Notice how I mocked misogynist attitudes by exaggerating them in order to expose their inherent ridiculousness. What you did was . . . well, I'm not sure what you did, but it wasn't satire, that's for damn sure.)