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Gun o' the Pants ([info]gun) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-02-11 09:45:00


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alan sokal would turn in his grave if he were dead
Some jackass COMEDIC GENIUS writes a "satirical" piece about how ZOMGAWESOME rape is for everyone.

Nobody else gets the humour.

The college newspaper it was printed in has a bit of a whinge:

Our editorial staff was unaware that only “official” journalists benefit from the right of freedom of the press—we happen to believe that all citizens of this country enjoy that right—but even if only “official” journalists are entitled, who gets to decide what makes a journalist “official” in the first place? Must they be published in a regular, hard-copy newspaper, or should a devoted blogger who follows journalistic procedure be considered “official” as well?

We are of the opinion that all journalists are “official,” regardless of if they are published in the Hartford Courant, The Recorder or slate.com. There is not, after all, any magical “journalist certificate” that is required by law for someone to carry a tape recorder.

As such, all journalists should be treated with an equal amount of respect. It is absolutely inexcusable for some journalists to be censored or imprisoned while others roam free, and it is certainly in contradiction to everything this nation supposedly values.


LOL SENSITIVE.

Feministe.Us points out, in a most FTW fashion:

Predictably, the mouth-breathing editors at the Central Connecticut State University newspaper claim that it’s “satire,” and that Petroski is a “gifted satirist” (no, seriously) and his brilliance simply “fell on deaf ears.”

It’s a shame that, for all his satirical brilliance, he couldn’t find an equally brilliant copy editor to correct his repeated use of the word “benifits.”


They find even more excerpts of his genius, where he manages to break Snacky's Law by bitching about the mean girls at school who won't sleep with him. Funny, that, you'd think they'd be lining up around the block to bang such a worthy piece of cock:

They seem to still think that they’re invincible, or that their good looks and charm will see them through life. While that might work for a while, there are some harsh realities to face. Ladies, your breasts will sag and there will always be a younger model right around the corner, anyway.

I'm wanking it because it's caused a fair bit of stir over the internets the past few days and at any rate, some of the smackdowns in the comments are just beautiful:

Is there any chance this thing may be full-blown satire, what with the spelling mistakes and all? I mean, “flidgling nation”?


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[info]edgyspice
2007-02-11 02:54 am UTC (link)
The humorist P.J. O'Rourke once visited his old college campus and paid a visit to the newspaper offices. He found the staff debating whether or not they should print an ad from a Holocaust-denying group. Some were claiming that the ad was too offensive to print, and others argued that not printing it would deny that group's right to free speech. O'Rourke noted that it never occurred to them to simply throw the thing away because it was a piece of shit.

(I feel like I violated Godwin's Law in some weird way. Oh well.)

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[info]gun
2007-02-11 03:10 am UTC (link)
No, I think your comment had a really good point. Freedom of speech is all well and good, but what about when a journalistic piece is just of poor quality?

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[info]amyheartssiroc
2007-02-15 06:54 am UTC (link)
Exactly.

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[info]ladyvorkosigan
2007-02-11 01:28 pm UTC (link)
Oh, sure, they should definitely have thrown this piece of crap away too. And God knows what the meeting where they decided to print it looked like. Morons. It's just, you know, abstractly, they also had a right to print it (which doesn't mean they're not morons, it just means also that some of the more, hmm, enthusiastic commentors calling for various hyperbolic punishments are also kind of wrong.)

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[info]fevered_ego
2007-02-13 10:48 am UTC (link)
I would vote to print the stupid piece of shit, and devote the entire rest of that page to quotes from Holocaust survivors and civil rights advocates.

Nobody said freedom of speech extended to controlling the context in which you're allowed to be such a dick, after all. It would be a beautiful fuck-you.

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