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soupspooks (![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} soupspooks) wrote in ![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/community.gif){kind=small} otf_wank, |
I'm not precisely complaining about it, but we got snow. A whole fuck load of snow. There's a snowdrift in the back yard which is taller than I am... actually, it's taller than my boyfriend too, and he's 6'0. The dog was hilarious...
Dog: Need to *pee*.
Me: You don't want to go out there.
Dog: NEED TO PEE.
Me: I warned you... *stands at the door with her arms crossed*
Dog: There's... snow... EVERYWHERE! *pees in the remotest corner possible considering there's about two square feet of space outside the back door* LET ME IN!
Me: Told you.
(The me part was spoken out loud. Yes, I am nuts. I talk to the dog, and inanimate objects.)
Yesterday, now, yesterday people were being wimpy. The snow we got in the afternoon/overnight... made things worse.
Dog: Need to *pee*.
Me: You don't want to go out there.
Dog: NEED TO PEE.
Me: I warned you... *stands at the door with her arms crossed*
Dog: There's... snow... EVERYWHERE! *pees in the remotest corner possible considering there's about two square feet of space outside the back door* LET ME IN!
Me: Told you.
(The me part was spoken out loud. Yes, I am nuts. I talk to the dog, and inanimate objects.)
Yesterday, now, yesterday people were being wimpy. The snow we got in the afternoon/overnight... made things worse.
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