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Jenn ([info]wankaholic) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-02-14 13:58:00
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In [info]washingtondc, they don't wank about politics. Instead, like every other "city" community on lj I mean you, [info]seattle, they wank about snow.

A quick recap:

"You people in DC don't know snow like I know snow! This isn't snow!"

"I have nothing clever to say, so I am going to attempt to be snarky by handing you a cookie."

"Salting the roads every time they say it's going to snow isn't exactly feasible." "Yeah, well, it would save lives!"

"What's KC?" "OMG YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE KC IS YOU MUST BE RETARDED."

Can't they just enjoy the snow day? Oh, that's right . . . enjoying the snow means you haven't grown up yet.

Methinks someone took a leak in [info]flairness's Cheerios this morning.

ETA: Aww, Bonus wank in stupid_free!

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[info]wankaholic
2007-02-14 08:20 pm UTC (link)
Snow (n): White, wet stuff falling from the sky. Not to be confused with rain or bird shit. Cold, gathers on the ground, and like the internet, turns people into complete asshats.

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[info]shaysdays
2007-02-14 08:59 pm UTC (link)
Hee-if MQ wasn't being a ball-o-drama today (Abortion! Corpses! Atheism! The Color Pink!) I'd put that up. But then we'd get more snow wank. I think the chocolate (or lack of) is going to everyone's heads.

As it is, I reserve the right to use your definition IRL with full credit.

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[info]threegoldfish
2007-02-14 09:03 pm UTC (link)
Gah, metaquotes. You just had to make people think they were special with the 10,000th member thing, didn't you? Now they think they're funny too! *sob*

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[info]shaysdays
2007-02-14 09:13 pm UTC (link)
What can I say? As much as people drive me crazy, I still love that comm like a very loving thing.

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[info]wankaholic
2007-02-14 09:04 pm UTC (link)
Aw, but snow!wank would be an interesting change of pace. ;)

Having just read [info]metaquotes, I understand completely. And I'm fine with my definition being used, royalty-free.

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[info]shaysdays
2007-02-14 09:17 pm UTC (link)
No, I shall hold it to myself like a perfect, spawkwing jewel.

And now I return you to your regularly scheduled wanking. (And don some silcon boobies.)

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