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Jenn ([info]wankaholic) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-02-14 13:58:00


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In [info]washingtondc, they don't wank about politics. Instead, like every other "city" community on lj I mean you, [info]seattle, they wank about snow.

A quick recap:

"You people in DC don't know snow like I know snow! This isn't snow!"

"I have nothing clever to say, so I am going to attempt to be snarky by handing you a cookie."

"Salting the roads every time they say it's going to snow isn't exactly feasible." "Yeah, well, it would save lives!"

"What's KC?" "OMG YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE KC IS YOU MUST BE RETARDED."

Can't they just enjoy the snow day? Oh, that's right . . . enjoying the snow means you haven't grown up yet.

Methinks someone took a leak in [info]flairness's Cheerios this morning.

ETA: Aww, Bonus wank in stupid_free!


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[info]marumae
2007-02-15 05:09 am UTC (link)
You know I'm from Western New York right smack dab between two lakes and heaven help me if when people bitch about it being cold and how dangerous snow is when all they've gotten all year is a measley four inches I laugh hysterically and walk away, damn right I'm a snow elitist. Just like I won't compete with people from Southern states on humid heat or people from California on Earthquakes and brush fires and mudslides (both of which scare the PISS out of me) but frankly can't people just shut the fuck up and enjoy the snow day? I did by sitting on my ass in front of the heater.

Now here's my thoughts on yaoi, ack that was wanky *cleans up*.

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[info]made_by_kali
2007-02-15 01:29 pm UTC (link)
I'm at the head of Seneca Lake, and we just laugh hysterically as all the snow gets dumped north and west of us thanks to the Great Lakes and we get 1/5 as much. And then we realize we have to go to Rochester and OH SHIT they've closed part of the thruway and everyone is driving like asstards.

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[info]marumae
2007-02-15 02:30 pm UTC (link)
*cracks up* Asstard drivers in Rochester? NEVAR! I'm near the Batavia and in Genesee County and no one seems to understand the concept of TURN. SIGNAL in this area.

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[info]made_by_kali
2007-02-15 02:33 pm UTC (link)
Here they slam on their brakes on Rt 14, come to a dead stop, start to turn, and THEN turn on their signal as an afterthought.

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[info]annabelle_lee
2007-02-15 06:41 pm UTC (link)
Yay Batavia. I used to go to GCC Batavia for college and god almighty, the drivers around the college were scary. Hell, they're still scary when I go up to the Rez on occasion.

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[info]caoilte
2007-02-15 02:17 pm UTC (link)
I'm exactly the same way tho, coming from y'know, the foothills of the Rocky Mountains and all in Canada. *coughs* Here in the UK they whine about less than an inch of snow that causes 11 car pile-ups (yes, I'm talking about YOU, Devon and Cornwall!) and I'm like...dude you are so sad! We (used to) regularly get 6ft high drifts so quit yer bitchin' plzkthx.

*rolls eyes in sunny (dammit) Scotland where we've had less than a foot of snow all bloody winter* *is in bitchy sulk mood as a result*


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[info]marumae
2007-02-15 02:32 pm UTC (link)
Elevn car pile-ups over an inch?! DAYUMN.

I'd happily share my cold and snow with you if I could but I enjoy my snow days a little too much. Though I am damn tired of my house refusing to work in such extreme cold so *shares snow with you*...

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[info]caoilte
2007-02-16 12:29 am UTC (link)
Yeah I know. I was boggled looking at the news of it - how can you have something like that over one fucking inch of snow? You'd think they never see snow here but D'OH. They were just lucky nobody was killed... I shook my head over the entire thing and called my parents about it, who laughed their heads off, having just had 3 ft of snow dumped on them at the time.

My son stuck what little snow we had in our freezer in the form of the teeniest little snowball I've ever seen. It made me laugh (and still does whenever I see it there). He said it reminds him of home (home to him being Canada, even tho he only lived there 2 years).

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[info]annabelle_lee
2007-02-15 06:49 pm UTC (link)
If you hadn't said it, I would've. In fact, I would've probably issued a challenge to those idiots to come shovel the three feet of snow in my driveway. Fucking whiners.

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(Anonymous)
2007-02-16 07:55 am UTC (link)
"people from California on Earthquakes and brush fires and mudslides"

Oh my!
Hee. As a Southern Californian or 'Oxnardian', I actually slept through the infamous Northridge 1994 quake.
I must be an evil horrible person, but I just love it as a native when newbies to the state seriously flip out even at the tiniest mention of quakes. It's even better when you tell them quakes happen all the time, never mind that you don't even feel the majority of them due to being so low on the scale.

Laughing Hyena

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