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Jenn ([info]wankaholic) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-02-14 13:58:00


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In [info]washingtondc, they don't wank about politics. Instead, like every other "city" community on lj I mean you, [info]seattle, they wank about snow.

A quick recap:

"You people in DC don't know snow like I know snow! This isn't snow!"

"I have nothing clever to say, so I am going to attempt to be snarky by handing you a cookie."

"Salting the roads every time they say it's going to snow isn't exactly feasible." "Yeah, well, it would save lives!"

"What's KC?" "OMG YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE KC IS YOU MUST BE RETARDED."

Can't they just enjoy the snow day? Oh, that's right . . . enjoying the snow means you haven't grown up yet.

Methinks someone took a leak in [info]flairness's Cheerios this morning.

ETA: Aww, Bonus wank in stupid_free!


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[info]ruuger
2007-02-15 12:46 pm UTC (link)
Is this the part where I'm supposed to grumble about living in a place where you don't get snow days?

-32 C? Go to work. As much snow as you usually get during the entire winter suddenly falls in one day? Go to work. *grumbles*

The closest I've ever had to a snow day was back in school where if it was colder than -15 C the teachers couldn't force you to go skiing in gym class and if it was colder than -20 C you were allowed to stay inside during recess.

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[info]caoilte
2007-02-15 02:21 pm UTC (link)
*nodnod* Same for us too (in Alberta). Snow days? Yeah whatever. My sister's school only closed because the water pipe burst from the cold and flooded it. The rest of us still had to go to school. Even during the infamous snowstorm of '86. (course, half the teachers then didn't show up, so all we did was sit in the theatre and watch movies, apart from my EVIL EVIL EEEEEEEVIL math teacher who insisted on...teaching math. Woe betide the person who didn't have their math homework done for that day. They eventually sent us all home around 1pm and it was amusing watching drivers do donuts in the roads ahead of us. Not so amusing when it was us doing it..*le sigh*)

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[info]wickedwitch
2007-02-15 07:58 pm UTC (link)
That's it. I'm moving to Finland. It's spring-fuckin'-time here in Bulgaria. Consistent 14-17 Celsius throughout the entire Thracian plain.

I envy you so damn much.

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[info]heddychaa
2007-02-15 09:04 pm UTC (link)
Lol, so where ya from, baby? Because these are the same rules I remember from my childhood in Fort St John.

"Well kids, it's a balmy -21C out today, so it's going to have to be an OUTDOORS DAY!"



fjklfjd.

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[info]pyrrah
2007-02-15 10:58 pm UTC (link)
*A confused reader from a counytry where the average temperature is 40 C*

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(Anonymous)
2007-02-16 01:47 am UTC (link)
*an even more confused reader trying to convert from celcius in her head... and getting ridiculously cold temperatures*

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(Anonymous)
2007-02-16 11:54 pm UTC (link)
*A less confused reader with a bilingual thermometer. 40C = 104F. HOT.

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