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Maria the Lost ([info]mariagoner) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-02-17 16:46:00


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Things Get Shirty on Stupid_Free
... when a post about an 18 year old trying to get pregnant with her 28 year old fiance hits the comm. Cue lots and lots and LOTS of offensive and defensive wank about teenage pregnancy and/or marriage and/or age differences in relationships, with some squicky/hilarious/startlingly-thoughtful results.

This thread, featuring a man who met and was attracted to his girlfriend when she was 13 is especially creepy. We get aaaaaaaaall the interesting ones of LJ, donchaknow!


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Rejected lyrics from Gary Puckett and the Union Gap
[info]tiki
2007-02-18 04:15 am UTC (link)
YOUNG GIRL GET OUT OF MY MIND
MY LOVE FOR YOU IS WAY OUT OF LINE
YOU BETTER RUN, GIRL
YOU'RE MUCH TOOOOOOO YOOOOOOOUNG GIRL
BUT YOU'RE VERY MATURE FOR YOUR AGE SO N/M

(mostly it just didn't scan too well)

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Re: Rejected lyrics from Gary Puckett and the Union Gap
[info]april_hurst
2007-02-18 08:34 am UTC (link)
I lol'd.

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Re: Rejected lyrics from Gary Puckett and the Union Gap
(Anonymous)
2007-02-18 08:51 am UTC (link)
Damn, I'm going to be singing that all day now!

Incidentally, I kind of love (I mean, in a way which makes me feel like a very dirty mouse indeed) when he lists the super-mature things they dicussed when she was 13. I mean, granted I was a pretentious little twerp when I was thirteen (and really, it's not THAT hard to find a teenager who talks about Rocky Horror and politics, et cetera, and thinks he or she is the shit because of it), but neither that, nor my C-cup-since-fifth-grade-rack, actually made me the equivalent of a legal adult. Nor did the fact that I thought I was smarter than 99% of my same age peers and Too Cool For School, which basically seems to be his definition of "mature." Frequently it just makes you kind of a dink.

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Re: Rejected lyrics from Gary Puckett and the Union Gap
[info]eiviiaru
2007-02-18 03:56 pm UTC (link)
I have to confess, the moment he listed "Rocky Horror" as one of the Terribly Mature Conversation Topics, I had to wonder if he was lying about being older than his 13-year-old girlfriend. Has this movie ever been considered profound or mature by anyone who passed the ninth grade?

That said, the Gary Puckett connection has totally distracted me from this wank. Oh, Gary Puckett.

Beneath your perfume and makeup
You're just a baby in disguise
And though you know that it's wrong to be
Alone with me
It's cool because we agree on the deeper hidden meaning of Tim Curry's performance of "Sweet Transvestite"...

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Re: Rejected lyrics from Gary Puckett and the Union Gap
[info]jerel
2007-02-18 04:25 pm UTC (link)
Fun movie, yes. Profound and mature? Not so much. I would guess that anyone who would think it mature, because OMG, there's all this sex!, is not terrible mature himself.

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Re: Rejected lyrics from Gary Puckett and the Union Gap
[info]eiviiaru
2007-02-18 06:41 pm UTC (link)
Oh, fun, sure. I'm not going to argue that Rocky Horror isn't an enjoyable movie. I'm just saying that using it as an example of a mature, respectable topic for a twentysomething to discuss with a 13-year-old he may or may not be perving on just plain ol' doesn't work.

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Re: Rejected lyrics from Gary Puckett and the Union Gap
[info]tiki
2007-02-18 06:53 pm UTC (link)
The funny thing is, I was about 13 when I first heard about Rocky Horror myself, and I remember thinking when I saw the news reports about it on TV, "This looks really stupid".
Of course *I* was a paragon of maturity and sophistication as a child, with the impeccable taste of, at LEAST, a 14-year-old. So that's just me.

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Re: Rejected lyrics from Gary Puckett and the Union Gap
[info]catslash
2007-02-18 11:25 pm UTC (link)
I must have missed a stage, then, because I went right from "Ew, this movie is weird" to "HAHAHAHA this is great :D."

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Re: Rejected lyrics from Gary Puckett and the Union Gap
(Anonymous)
2007-02-18 08:26 pm UTC (link)
Don't forget STAR WARS.

Like, I feel that anyone that was born after 1976 can claim that as a conversation topic.

As creepy as it is, I'm envisioning a socially-retarded 24 year old with a precocious, annoying 13 year old smart-ass who'd I'd probably want to punch in the face at that age, and would still probably want to punch in the face at 21, in which case I'm happy they found each other to be awful together.

-M. Ouse.

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Re: Rejected lyrics from Gary Puckett and the Union Gap
[info]littlest_lurker
2007-02-19 06:21 am UTC (link)
*snerk*

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Re: Rejected lyrics from Gary Puckett and the Union Gap
[info]queencallipygos
2007-02-20 10:52 pm UTC (link)
I was thinking more of Randy Newman's "Shame."

I don't know why I'm also thinking of his song "Beware of the Naked Man," because it has nothing to do with anything, but whatever...

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