I had certainly assumed the Web was surfeited with more than enough material, but evidently many others beside myself find the partisan polarization of the blogosphere numbingly predictable and its prose too often slapdash, fragmentary or drearily prolix.

*ring, ring**

Hello?

Oh, yes, yes.. I see.. thank you sir.

*hangs up*

Camille? That was Lewis Carroll calling from the past. He said you need to stop stealing his adjectives and start being less batshit..