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Altoids Addict ([info]altoidsaddict) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-02-20 01:47:00


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Lazy Cripples and the Workers Who Hate Them
[info]juniorfan29 oh-so-innocently bitches in [info]customers_suck about people who have the gall to shop in wheelchairs without planning ahead. Or bringing along a hired nurse. [info]shadowsync, meanwhile, doesn't know why they have such trouble; as long as the handicapped belong to a church and have the internet, things are taken care of since they all have good health insurance. [info]zannechaos is trying to pin the blame on the liability issue and is less insulting about it than the OP, but doesn't stay out of the Trenton Tarpits of Wank by any means. [info]angriestgirl, in a fit of pique, declares that she has "lost interest in this little cockfight already," but comments not two minutes later about slang being invalid in text.

In case it gets deleted: Dear lady in a wheelchair:

If you are going to be out shopping, then you either need to be able to get yourself in and out of your wheelchair, or you need to bring someone along with you that can help you. Luckily you were able to find another stupid and guillible customer to help you today, because although one of our employees was stupid enough to help you the other day...we WILL NOT be helping you in and out of your car/wheelchair any longer.

No love,
juniorfan29


I wouldn't be stupid enough to not make arrangements for someone to help me, rather than assume that the employees of a store are going to risk a lawsuit to come out and put me in a wheelchair.

I'd post it to clairvoyant, but I don't have to lick a wall socket to know it'll hurt, and neither do I have to wonder if this is going to turn into a screaming, frothy, Santorum-laden mess in about an hour. (ETA: And gosh, look at that! Didn't even take that long.)

ETA: Dang, bahleeted. And just when we were getting to the funny parts - the flouncing, the grammar wank, the "you don't know the history of nursing! I do!" wank. Rats.


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[info]stopthatgirl7
2007-02-21 12:04 pm UTC (link)
Who wouldn't?

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[info]kittenmommy
2007-02-21 12:05 pm UTC (link)

Tim Hardaway?

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[info]stopthatgirl7
2007-02-21 12:16 pm UTC (link)
No one makes that big a fuss about hating gay people that much unless they secretly really want Sulu to give it to 'em hard and fast.

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[info]kittenmommy
2007-02-21 05:03 pm UTC (link)

The thought of it both frightens and fascinates, which is why Tim Hardaway is all mixed up.

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[info]doc_lydgate
2007-02-23 01:18 am UTC (link)
My computer won't run anything from YouTube. Could someone briefly clue me in? Pretty please with a cherry on top? I'll make you craptastic icons and give you internets.

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[info]kittenmommy
2007-02-23 01:20 am UTC (link)

Unfortunately, I don't know anything about YouTube problems. I just had to chime in because I madly heart your Fourth Doctor icon.

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[info]mistressrenet
2007-02-23 03:12 pm UTC (link)
Shorter Hardaway wank:

Tim Hardaway says he hates gay people.

Takei makes a video on Jimmy Kimmel Live where explains that gay people still love Tim. He describes Tim in loving detail. There is a green screen. Go see it at the library or something, cause seriously he wins at life.

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[info]doc_lydgate
2007-02-27 03:43 pm UTC (link)
I ♥ George Takei.

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