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hamsterledoom ([info]hamsterledoom) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-02-22 23:21:00


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Just think - these folks are packing heat
If hunting were a fandom, Jim Zumbo would be a BNF. He's a sportman, writer and blogger with corporate sponsors and his own television show. One hopes the benefits are good because he'll need surgery to remove both feet from his mouth. Blogging about his recent sponsored coyote shoot with the new Remington .17, he opines

I must be living in a vacuum. The guides on our hunt tell me that the use of AR and AK rifles have a rapidly growing following among hunters, especially prairie dog hunters. I had no clue. Only once in my life have I ever seen anyone using one of these firearms.

Having established his vast ignorance on the matter, he goes on to offer his expert opinion.

I call them "assault" rifles, which may upset some people. Excuse me, maybe I'm a traditionalist, but I see no place for these weapons among our hunting fraternity. I'll go so far as to call them "terrorist" rifles. They tell me that some companies are producing assault rifles that are "tackdrivers."

Sorry, folks, in my humble opinion, these things have no place in hunting. We don't need to be lumped into the group of people who terrorize the world with them, which is an obvious concern. I've always been comfortable with the statement that hunters don't use assault rifles. We've always been proud of our "sporting firearms."


Bambi says, "Eet moar chiken."

This really has me concerned. As hunters, we don't need the image of walking around the woods carrying one of these weapons. To most of the public, an assault rifle is a terrifying thing. Let's divorce ourselves from them. I say game departments should ban them from the praries and woods.


And heads explode. By the next morning his blog has been swamped with 1200+ responses screaming, "SPLITTER" and Outdoor Life, the mag which sponsors his blog, responds. Scroll all the way down and then back up just above the apology. Read the apology while you're there, because that's the point at which people just lost their shit.
There's a petition! Zumbo is the topic on blog after blog after blog. Boycotters. They're like Islamic terrorists, in a way. Outdoor Life pulls his blog. He's fired by Cabela's, Mossy Oak, Hi Mountain Seasonings and, unsurprisingly, Remington. No more television show for you, Mr. Zumbo!

NRA says: GDIAF.

He'll always have Ted Nugent, though.

One might think, despite being roundly ash canned by... well, everyone, that he still might be able to resurrect his career. Too late! For Sarah Brady, yes, THAT Sarah Brady cuddles poor Zumbo's quotes to her chest and swears she will never let go. Or a page on MySpace labeled "Brady Campaign" with links back to the official site says it anyhow, and for really cheesed off gun people that's more than enough. (MySpace article is friends-only, linked to copied text, MySpace account is here.)

Mad props to [info]white_serpent for finding copies of the hard articles. I was 24 pages into a 52-page thread before you came through for me. &hearts!!


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verthandi
2007-02-23 05:31 am UTC (link)
I agree with the sentiment that assault rifles shouldn't be used for hunting small game, but in an effort to avoid the teal deer, I'll just say, "Less QQ more pew pew!"

Also, who knew that there was hunting wank? Now I want to see some fishing wank and my week will be complete.

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[info]meril
2007-02-23 05:49 am UTC (link)
Oh, there's always fishing wank. Just read the Outdoors section of your local paper's sports section. It will come. Eventually.

Or just look up "Native American fishing rights"--there's your wank.

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(no subject) - [info]frequentmouse, 2007-02-23 08:12 am UTC
(no subject) - verthandi, 2007-02-24 12:05 am UTC

[info]slwatson
2007-02-23 07:17 am UTC (link)
Your icon just made me laugh my ass off.

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[info]melisus
2007-02-23 09:35 pm UTC (link)
I too agree that assault rifles are incredibly unnecessary for hunting game.

But then again I am just a silly little Canadian. Our right to bare arms leads only to sunburn.

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(no subject) - verthandi, 2007-02-24 12:03 am UTC

[info]soupspooks
2007-02-24 11:13 pm UTC (link)
Dude, there's bird watching wank. The only reason why I havn't hunted it down for posting is that the best source I know of is Quebec based, and thus, all in french.

-crabapplered

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(no subject) - verthandi, 2007-02-25 12:32 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]soupspooks, 2007-02-25 01:52 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]soupspooks, 2007-02-25 01:53 am UTC
(no subject) - verthandi, 2007-02-25 01:55 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]soupspooks, 2007-02-25 02:13 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]narcissam, 2007-02-26 05:47 pm UTC

[info]chibikaijuu
2007-02-23 05:46 am UTC (link)
These people scare me.

(I love how tightly polite all the letters back and forth are. How many times can one fit "Second Amendment Rights" into a single paragraph, anyway?)

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[info]soupspooks
2007-02-23 06:09 am UTC (link)
Oh, gunwank. Awesome.

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[info]apoplexia
2007-02-23 06:15 am UTC (link)
Just remember to point the barrel away from your face when you gunwank.

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(no subject) - [info]benighted, 2007-02-23 06:28 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]soupspooks, 2007-02-23 07:03 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]hickorydickory, 2007-02-23 07:14 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]hamsterledoom, 2007-02-23 07:20 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]amxjm, 2007-02-23 08:24 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2007-02-23 10:43 pm UTC

[info]derumi
2007-02-23 06:17 am UTC (link)
Ooh. I better not tell Mr. Zumbo that I've used an Army-issue 30-40 Krag to hunt elk and deer with. And AR-15 rifles are good for hunting with, too. It's not like it's on full-fucking-auto. (Unless someone really wants hamburger.)

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[info]hamsterledoom
2007-02-23 06:25 am UTC (link)
In his (first) apology, he vows to get an AR. ARFCOM was debating which one he ought to get, and settled on an Airsoft.

And your icon is a thing of beauty.

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[info]munchkinott
2007-02-23 06:17 am UTC (link)
*boggle*

Semi-automatic functionality = a cosmetic feature?!

WTF?! Actually, I like this logic in reverse:
5" stiletto heels? Very practical and essential for athletics.

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[info]hamsterledoom
2007-02-23 06:55 pm UTC (link)
Somewhere, a Rockette is crying and it is your fault.

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(no subject) - [info]munchkinott, 2007-02-23 07:45 pm UTC

[info]xero_sky
2007-02-23 06:24 am UTC (link)
Comments expressed by outdoor writer Jim Zumbo reflect neither the opinions of the National Rifle Association and America’s gun owners, nor are they an accurate portrayal of facts in regard to semi-automatic firearms lawfully owned by millions of citizens.

Yes, all gun owners in the US are part of the NRA-controlled hive mind. No divergent opinions among them at all.

Urk.

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(no subject) - [info]mmanurere, 2007-02-23 12:46 pm UTC

[info]lady7jane
2007-02-23 07:39 am UTC (link)
He concludes that he already has plans to hunt with Ted Nugent using AR 15’s as a way of learning more about them.

There. Now I can get behind him.

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(no subject) - [info]white_serpent, 2007-02-23 08:36 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rachelmap, 2007-02-23 04:07 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]white_serpent, 2007-02-23 08:03 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]narcissam, 2007-02-26 05:48 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]eljuno, 2007-02-23 09:42 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]jess_d_ripper, 2007-02-25 11:27 am UTC

[info]warrioreowyn
2007-02-23 09:01 am UTC (link)
It could just be because I know nothing about hunting, but I'm not seeing the wank here. Why would someone use assault weapons rather than a hunting rifle in order to hunt? I'm not seeing why you need an AK-47 or something like that to hunt deer. (I don't get not why you need one at ALL, actually.)

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(no subject) - [info]derumi, 2007-02-23 09:39 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]eljuno, 2007-02-23 09:43 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]wolfsamurai, 2007-02-23 05:16 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]hamsterledoom, 2007-02-23 07:06 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]melisus, 2007-02-24 04:33 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]greenling, 2007-02-24 11:38 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]andra_dodger, 2007-02-25 04:12 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]derumi, 2007-02-25 05:10 pm UTC

[info]dragonfangirl
2007-02-23 12:24 pm UTC (link)
*puts hands over eyes* I'm reading gun vs gun control wank in these comments in the near future.

*opens eyes* Am I right?

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(no subject) - [info]derumi, 2007-02-23 07:03 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]hamsterledoom, 2007-02-23 07:08 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]derumi, 2007-02-23 07:15 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]hangingfire, 2007-02-23 10:12 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]antigone, 2007-02-24 01:22 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]antigone, 2007-02-24 02:00 am UTC

[info]singe
2007-02-23 01:57 pm UTC (link)
We got guns,
they got guns,
all God's chilluns got guuuuuuuuns!

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[info]lindentreeisle
2007-02-23 02:49 pm UTC (link)
Leaving out the gun debate and the internet lawyers, I must say that it's hard to feel sorry for the man...Free speech for the win, but if you want to get paid to talk about shit, the shit you talk about is going to have to be somewhat in line with the ideals of your paymaster/boss, and you probably don't need advance warning to know that a sponser like, say, Remington, would be upset if you referred to part of their product line as "terrorist rifles." Le Duh. This seems somewhat equivalent to a PETA-sponsored blogger admitting that he likes a good pork chop now and again.

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(no subject) - [info]hamsterledoom, 2007-02-23 07:33 pm UTC

[info]ueuecoyotl
2007-02-23 03:58 pm UTC (link)
Pft. Real men hunt with single-string bows and flint-tipped arrows.

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(no subject) - [info]miraba, 2007-02-23 04:05 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sadisticferret, 2007-02-23 04:10 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]hamsterledoom, 2007-02-23 07:10 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]oar, 2007-02-23 08:08 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]greenling, 2007-02-24 11:39 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]narcissam, 2007-02-26 05:50 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]fuzzybluelogic, 2007-02-24 04:56 pm UTC
Aprops of nothing, but...
[info]freezer
2007-02-23 04:42 pm UTC (link)
It seems to me that if you need semi-auto capability in order to hunt... you suck at hunting.

(Yes, I've fully aware that ARs and AKs come with single/auto switches. Not the point, IMHO.)

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Re: Aprops of nothing, but... - [info]derumi, 2007-02-23 06:08 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kadath, 2007-02-23 06:13 pm UTC
Re: Aprops of nothing, but... - [info]squib, 2007-02-23 07:01 pm UTC
Re: Aprops of nothing, but... - [info]frequentmouse, 2007-02-23 06:22 pm UTC
Re: Aprops of nothing, but... - [info]derumi, 2007-02-23 07:01 pm UTC
Re: Aprops of nothing, but... - [info]hamsterledoom, 2007-02-23 07:13 pm UTC
Re: Aprops of nothing, but... - [info]derumi, 2007-02-23 07:18 pm UTC
Re: Aprops of nothing, but... - [info]derumi, 2007-02-23 07:18 pm UTC
Re: Aprops of nothing, but... - [info]hamsterledoom, 2007-02-23 07:21 pm UTC

[info]demonbean
2007-02-23 05:05 pm UTC (link)
Now, my knowledge of guns is really quite limited, but I think he could have made a very good point about an AK functioning quite differently from other hunting rifles. Don't they? Or am I wrong?

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(no subject) - [info]kadath, 2007-02-23 05:17 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]kadath, 2007-02-23 10:50 pm UTC

[info]mael
2007-02-23 06:14 pm UTC (link)
Why would someone need a Kalashnikov to hunt, is what I wonder. I mean, are they afraid the game's gonna retaliate and they'll need a technological advantage?

/opinion of a Western European now living in fear in New England

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(no subject) - [info]derumi, 2007-02-23 07:14 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2007-02-23 11:01 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]romana03, 2007-02-24 08:18 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2007-02-25 03:34 am UTC

[info]pepperlandgirl4
2007-02-23 09:01 pm UTC (link)
This just seems so bizarre to me, like it's a parody or something.

Mr. Zumbo continues to apologize, expressing his concern for not understanding the rifles he was criticizing before making his comments, but also confirming his stand on his lifelong support of hunting, the NRA, our Second Amendment Rights, and his support of the troops overseas fighting for our freedom. He concludes that he already has plans to hunt with Ted Nugent using AR 15’s as a way of learning more about them.

What about apple pie? HUH? WHAT ABOUT APPLE PIE?!

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(no subject) - [info]hamsterledoom, 2007-02-23 09:17 pm UTC

[info]lerefuge
2007-02-23 09:58 pm UTC (link)
This wank scares me.


*is a wussy Canadian*

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(no subject) - [info]catslash, 2007-02-23 11:00 pm UTC
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iwanttobeasleep
2007-02-24 01:51 am UTC (link)
Wow, FW knows a lot about guns.

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