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hamsterledoom ([info]hamsterledoom) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-02-22 23:21:00


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Just think - these folks are packing heat
If hunting were a fandom, Jim Zumbo would be a BNF. He's a sportman, writer and blogger with corporate sponsors and his own television show. One hopes the benefits are good because he'll need surgery to remove both feet from his mouth. Blogging about his recent sponsored coyote shoot with the new Remington .17, he opines

I must be living in a vacuum. The guides on our hunt tell me that the use of AR and AK rifles have a rapidly growing following among hunters, especially prairie dog hunters. I had no clue. Only once in my life have I ever seen anyone using one of these firearms.

Having established his vast ignorance on the matter, he goes on to offer his expert opinion.

I call them "assault" rifles, which may upset some people. Excuse me, maybe I'm a traditionalist, but I see no place for these weapons among our hunting fraternity. I'll go so far as to call them "terrorist" rifles. They tell me that some companies are producing assault rifles that are "tackdrivers."

Sorry, folks, in my humble opinion, these things have no place in hunting. We don't need to be lumped into the group of people who terrorize the world with them, which is an obvious concern. I've always been comfortable with the statement that hunters don't use assault rifles. We've always been proud of our "sporting firearms."


Bambi says, "Eet moar chiken."

This really has me concerned. As hunters, we don't need the image of walking around the woods carrying one of these weapons. To most of the public, an assault rifle is a terrifying thing. Let's divorce ourselves from them. I say game departments should ban them from the praries and woods.


And heads explode. By the next morning his blog has been swamped with 1200+ responses screaming, "SPLITTER" and Outdoor Life, the mag which sponsors his blog, responds. Scroll all the way down and then back up just above the apology. Read the apology while you're there, because that's the point at which people just lost their shit.
There's a petition! Zumbo is the topic on blog after blog after blog. Boycotters. They're like Islamic terrorists, in a way. Outdoor Life pulls his blog. He's fired by Cabela's, Mossy Oak, Hi Mountain Seasonings and, unsurprisingly, Remington. No more television show for you, Mr. Zumbo!

NRA says: GDIAF.

He'll always have Ted Nugent, though.

One might think, despite being roundly ash canned by... well, everyone, that he still might be able to resurrect his career. Too late! For Sarah Brady, yes, THAT Sarah Brady cuddles poor Zumbo's quotes to her chest and swears she will never let go. Or a page on MySpace labeled "Brady Campaign" with links back to the official site says it anyhow, and for really cheesed off gun people that's more than enough. (MySpace article is friends-only, linked to copied text, MySpace account is here.)

Mad props to [info]white_serpent for finding copies of the hard articles. I was 24 pages into a 52-page thread before you came through for me. &hearts!!


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verthandi
2007-02-23 05:31 am UTC (link)
I agree with the sentiment that assault rifles shouldn't be used for hunting small game, but in an effort to avoid the teal deer, I'll just say, "Less QQ more pew pew!"

Also, who knew that there was hunting wank? Now I want to see some fishing wank and my week will be complete.

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[info]meril
2007-02-23 05:49 am UTC (link)
Oh, there's always fishing wank. Just read the Outdoors section of your local paper's sports section. It will come. Eventually.

Or just look up "Native American fishing rights"--there's your wank.

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[info]frequentmouse
2007-02-23 08:12 am UTC (link)
Oh, GAWD,

For a good time, google "abandoned gill nets in the Nisqually River."

Where "good time" means more racist stupidity than you can eat.

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verthandi
2007-02-24 12:05 am UTC (link)
Or just look up "Native American fishing rights"--there's your wank.

Aww. That just brought the racist wank and not the funny wank, which makes me a saaaaad panda.

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[info]slwatson
2007-02-23 07:17 am UTC (link)
Your icon just made me laugh my ass off.

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[info]melisus
2007-02-23 09:35 pm UTC (link)
I too agree that assault rifles are incredibly unnecessary for hunting game.

But then again I am just a silly little Canadian. Our right to bare arms leads only to sunburn.

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verthandi
2007-02-24 12:03 am UTC (link)
Aww. I like Canadians. *wants to be one*

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[info]soupspooks
2007-02-24 11:13 pm UTC (link)
Dude, there's bird watching wank. The only reason why I havn't hunted it down for posting is that the best source I know of is Quebec based, and thus, all in french.

-crabapplered

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verthandi
2007-02-25 12:32 am UTC (link)
I have never wanted to speak French more than I do at this moment.

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[info]soupspooks
2007-02-25 01:52 am UTC (link)
It's hilarious, and I only get the highlights from my dad. A lot of it is just over wether people actually see rare birds or not, but there was a this recent scandal. . .

Suposedly, there was some rare bird (I can't remember what) seen at X location. But the people involved refused to say where X location was, because (apparently) they didn't want people comming over in droves and staring at the bird and disturbing it. So there was this wave of wank over how if it was a feeder visible from the road people should still be allowed to go see it, how people were being too touchy about their privacy, how people shouldn't chase after rareties and scare the poor things, how rareties are all ready teh DOOMED when seen in Canada in winter, etc, etc.

But things really exploded when it was leaked that certain key birdwatchers (yes, there are indeed BNF birders, and the egos on some of them. . . )had been given the address to go see the bird! Swearing, accusations of favoritisme, personal attacks (because everybody knows everybody, and a lot of these grudges are personal) and wank, wank, wank.

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[info]soupspooks
2007-02-25 01:53 am UTC (link)
Whoops. That was me, Crabapplered, not Ivorytower, who usualy uses this account.

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verthandi
2007-02-25 01:55 am UTC (link)
Oh, that is awesome! BNFs in birdwatching and holy cow that sounds like a beaut of a wank.

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[info]soupspooks
2007-02-25 02:13 am UTC (link)
Everything is made more exciting by the fact that some of these people do have PHDs and/or are published, or are nationaly recognized. Nothin' like an educated wanker.

It really is a shame most of it is in french. I might see if I can track some of it down anyways, and maybe slip up a translation, but this took place back around Christmas, so it's hard to say if I could find anything. Then again, they are prolific . . . might find something else. XD

-Crabapplered

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[info]narcissam
2007-02-26 05:47 pm UTC (link)
If you can find it, the links would be great. Even minus a translation, a lot of us read French.

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