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rosehiptea ([info]rosehiptea) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-02-25 23:56:00


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Current mood:Obscene
Current music:Danko Jones: Heartbreak's A Blessing

Wank! Over Naked Women!
Finding wank on deviantArt isn't so hard, I guess, but this seems to have become worse than most.

A nude photo of a woman, NOT worksafe, makes the Daily Deviations.

The first comment is a remark about the girly bits, so the wankiness starts right away. Then people start debating how good a picture it is in the first place. I'm not sure one can link individual comments on dA but the wank seems to be everywhere, at least on the first page.



chaoswolf1982: Nice dangle down there.

ChloeKytten:

that's just a rude remark!!!

Her eyes do the talking in this piece, what is she thinking of I wonder????


Then we have a long argument between Ken21 and pangwinking that I had to pick bits out of:

Ken21:

wow what? No ones talking about lens focus. Do you even know what you’re talking about? Harsh lighting, he’s using soft lights for one, and I can see just by looking at the image he has six point lighting set up. It’s ok for a photo to have shadows.

~pangwinking:
Actually no, I have no idea what I'm talking about. I'm glad I have somebody such as yourself to teach me so much about what pays my bills.



And more people give their thoughts on naked women:

LadyHellFyre:
Guess i'll add my piece. Only thing i can say is, nudity in itself is a focal point. So...when it's there, that's what it is. -shrug- Pretty obvious, i think these other people just think we're being harsh. But it's a fact o' life my friends. Dogs sniff eachother's wangs, humans are baffled with nakedness.


SojinnZero:

This piece is ridiculous. The depth of field is huge, and the eyes absolutely cannot be the focal point since they are so dark compared to the highlight on her right thigh and the white of the floor. They are subdued. The pose means nothing, being that of a brooding nature conflicting with her confused look. The clothes she is wearing don't appear to mean anything either or have been taken into consideration.

I say it's just an excuse for a nude photo.


P.S. The woman has a gigantic labia


And I love this line from clericflcl

Oh yeah. Great job everyone, and keep up the good work. Your arguments are always amusing, and the pointlessness in the fights brings new light into my day, because it makes me feel normal.

Lama Power Forever!
Clericflcl


And then it just detiorates, and that's only the front page:

Neeycko:
I think chaoswolf's comment is fine.

This is deviantart for christ's sake. If you upload something here, people are going to say whatever the hell they like.

they can call it whatever they like. You say dangle and NO ONE is confused by what you mean, in this case. I really don't see what the big deal is here.

ThisIsaTragedy:
get a fucking life.

Shelax:
You know what I call this entire string of comments, including my own? Labia Minority Report. AHAAHHAHAAHAHA. Think Spielberg will direct? Holy shit, I'm on a roll!


There's more on the other pages too, but frankly I lost steam at some point...



EDIT: For artistic purposes only!

I unfortunately forgot that one needs an account to see the "mature" content.

[info]scarah2 has kindly provided a screencap of the art. Again, NSFW!

EDIT 2: Now with redeeming social value!

In the comments here, [info]funkyhelix provides backstory about the Black Apple.



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[info]edana_ni_emer
2007-02-26 10:16 pm UTC (link)
Heh.

I bet I can traumatize you faaar worse than that. (And I like to share the pain.)

I read an interview with a woman who preformed a labiaplasty on herself. She somehow got hold of a local anesthetic, sliced off the bits she didn't want with a razorblade, then cauterized it with a soldering iron. She apparently had a problem with infection later, and had to go on antibiotics. I can only imagine her doc's reaction. She was pretty blase about the whole thing. I, on the other hand, spend nearly three days with my legs clamped tightly together.

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[info]daylightsparks
2007-02-26 10:18 pm UTC (link)
AAAAAAARRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*deep breath*

AAAAAAAARRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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[info]edana_ni_emer
2007-02-26 10:22 pm UTC (link)
It gets better! Her reasoning? She'd had several of labia minora piercings that she'd taken out, and the resultant scar tissue from where the piercings had been was 'itchy and irritating'.

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[info]perletwo
2007-02-27 12:50 am UTC (link)
Well, that'll really make things better down there, I bet.

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[info]rosehiptea
2007-02-26 10:26 pm UTC (link)
I've heard of women actually feeling it was interfering with their personal hygiene, and occasionally causing them minor pain, so maybe from that perspective I can see it.

But doing it to yourself? Ick, ouch, and... ick.

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[info]edana_ni_emer
2007-02-26 10:30 pm UTC (link)
It's the cauterizing it with a soldering iron that really got me. And the "Hey, doc. I need some antibiotics, here's why," and the doctor going O.O!!!!

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[info]littlest_lurker
2007-02-27 12:00 am UTC (link)
*shudders and quietly curls into the fetal position*

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[info]mistressrenet
2007-02-27 02:58 am UTC (link)
AAAAAAAAAAOMGOWOWOW.

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[info]edana_ni_emer
2007-02-27 03:00 am UTC (link)
*evil chuckle*

As I said, I love sharing the pain.

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[info]aristaea
2007-02-27 03:25 am UTC (link)
Next week on "House" . . .

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[info]edana_ni_emer
2007-02-27 03:28 am UTC (link)
Heh. That could get savage. Though I think even House might be momentarily befuddled by such absolute lacking-in-Earth-logic.

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[info]aristaea
2007-02-27 03:32 am UTC (link)
Well, we've already had at-home-circumcision guy, so I figure it's now time for at-home-labiaplasty girl. And I think it would be worth the nation-wide leg-crossing to see the look of incredulity on House's face.

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[info]edana_ni_emer
2007-02-27 03:37 am UTC (link)
Especially if she was all "Yeah, it worked fine. I just need some antibiotics or something."

And then he could be all incredulous at Wilson about it later, too. Wilson himself would be kinda wigged, I think. :-)

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[info]aristaea
2007-02-27 03:41 am UTC (link)
Haha, Wilson would be totally wigged, and then he'd probably snark at House about having a new fetish. And then House chould suggest it to Cuddy.

Or Cameron.

Or Chase.

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[info]edana_ni_emer
2007-02-27 03:45 am UTC (link)
Or all of the above. Individually and/or all at once. :-) Hell, he might have a cake made.

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[info]aristaea
2007-02-27 04:06 am UTC (link)
he might have a cake made

Which he would then leave conspicuously in the meeting room, with a slice conspicuously missing, and then conspicuously ignore while he diagnosed POTW.

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[info]edana_ni_emer
2007-02-27 04:15 am UTC (link)
And he'd find a way to have it made in a very... interesting... shape. With strategic green icing, just to mess with people.

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[info]rimrunner
2007-02-27 04:59 am UTC (link)
I will never, ever, EVER make fun of guys who wince when they see someone take a shot to the nuts ever EVER again o dear god

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[info]edana_ni_emer
2007-02-27 05:02 am UTC (link)
Heehee. I'm, like, five for five on the squicking folks out sweepstakes.

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[info]altoidsaddict
2007-02-27 06:18 am UTC (link)
Did you have a conversation today about whether Mary Jane Parker queefs out spiderwebs after she has sex with Peter Parker?

There was a pantomime.

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[info]edana_ni_emer
2007-02-27 06:21 am UTC (link)
*thoughtful* Nooo, that wasn't on my list of topics for the day. Why, is it particularly disturbing to some people?

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[info]altoidsaddict
2007-02-27 06:43 am UTC (link)
Apparently. But in my defense, my friend brought up the physical ramifications of Spidey-sex first, so anything that comes out of my mouth after that, I can't be blamed.

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[info]edana_ni_emer
2007-02-27 10:24 am UTC (link)
Was this in relation to that elseworlds future-y comic that came out recently where MJ apparently died of an overdose of radioactive Spider-Spooge?

'Cause that was just wack, yo.

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[info]altoidsaddict
2007-02-27 06:13 pm UTC (link)
Indeed it was.

As God is my witness, I thought he was making it up.

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[info]knightrider
2007-03-01 09:02 am UTC (link)
/dies laughing

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