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Wank! Over Naked Women!
Finding wank on deviantArt isn't so hard, I guess, but this seems to have become worse than most.

A nude photo of a woman, NOT worksafe, makes the Daily Deviations.

The first comment is a remark about the girly bits, so the wankiness starts right away. Then people start debating how good a picture it is in the first place. I'm not sure one can link individual comments on dA but the wank seems to be everywhere, at least on the first page.

chaoswolf1982: Nice dangle down there.

ChloeKytten:

that's just a rude remark!!!

Her eyes do the talking in this piece, what is she thinking of I wonder????

Then we have a long argument between Ken21 and pangwinking that I had to pick bits out of:

Ken21:

wow what? No ones talking about lens focus. Do you even know what you’re talking about? Harsh lighting, he’s using soft lights for one, and I can see just by looking at the image he has six point lighting set up. It’s ok for a photo to have shadows.

~pangwinking:
Actually no, I have no idea what I'm talking about. I'm glad I have somebody such as yourself to teach me so much about what pays my bills.

And more people give their thoughts on naked women:

LadyHellFyre:
Guess i'll add my piece. Only thing i can say is, nudity in itself is a focal point. So...when it's there, that's what it is. -shrug- Pretty obvious, i think these other people just think we're being harsh. But it's a fact o' life my friends. Dogs sniff eachother's wangs, humans are baffled with nakedness.

SojinnZero:

This piece is ridiculous. The depth of field is huge, and the eyes absolutely cannot be the focal point since they are so dark compared to the highlight on her right thigh and the white of the floor. They are subdued. The pose means nothing, being that of a brooding nature conflicting with her confused look. The clothes she is wearing don't appear to mean anything either or have been taken into consideration.

I say it's just an excuse for a nude photo.

P.S. The woman has a gigantic labia

And I love this line from clericflcl

Oh yeah. Great job everyone, and keep up the good work. Your arguments are always amusing, and the pointlessness in the fights brings new light into my day, because it makes me feel normal.

Lama Power Forever!
Clericflcl

And then it just detiorates, and that's only the front page:

Neeycko:
I think chaoswolf's comment is fine.

This is deviantart for christ's sake. If you upload something here, people are going to say whatever the hell they like.

they can call it whatever they like. You say dangle and NO ONE is confused by what you mean, in this case. I really don't see what the big deal is here.

ThisIsaTragedy:
get a fucking life.

Shelax:
You know what I call this entire string of comments, including my own? Labia Minority Report. AHAAHHAHAAHAHA. Think Spielberg will direct? Holy shit, I'm on a roll!

There's more on the other pages too, but frankly I lost steam at some point...

EDIT: For artistic purposes only!

I unfortunately forgot that one needs an account to see the "mature" content.

scarah2 has kindly provided a screencap of the art. Again, NSFW!

EDIT 2: Now with redeeming social value!

In the comments here, funkyhelix provides backstory about the Black Apple.

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	edana_ni_emer 2007-02-27 03:28 am UTC (link)
	Heh. That could get savage. Though I think even House might be momentarily befuddled by such absolute lacking-in-Earth-logic. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	aristaea 2007-02-27 03:32 am UTC (link)
	Well, we've already had at-home-circumcision guy, so I figure it's now time for at-home-labiaplasty girl. And I think it would be worth the nation-wide leg-crossing to see the look of incredulity on House's face. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	edana_ni_emer 2007-02-27 03:37 am UTC (link)
	Especially if she was all "Yeah, it worked fine. I just need some antibiotics or something." And then he could be all incredulous at Wilson about it later, too. Wilson himself would be kinda wigged, I think. :-) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	aristaea 2007-02-27 03:41 am UTC (link)
	Haha, Wilson would be totally wigged, and then he'd probably snark at House about having a new fetish. And then House chould suggest it to Cuddy. Or Cameron. Or Chase. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	edana_ni_emer 2007-02-27 03:45 am UTC (link)
	Or all of the above. Individually and/or all at once. :-) Hell, he might have a cake made. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	aristaea 2007-02-27 04:06 am UTC (link)
	he might have a cake made Which he would then leave conspicuously in the meeting room, with a slice conspicuously missing, and then conspicuously ignore while he diagnosed POTW. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	edana_ni_emer 2007-02-27 04:15 am UTC (link)
	And he'd find a way to have it made in a very... interesting... shape. With strategic green icing, just to mess with people. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	aristaea 2007-02-27 06:08 am UTC (link)
	Damn, why must the writers write stupid things like the Tritter arc instead of funny things like humourously-shaped ~~vegetables~~ cakes? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

edana_ni_emer
2007-02-27 06:17 am UTC (link)

Because they lack our insight and imagination? And our twisted sense of Teh Funnay?

That's what amuses me about House fanficcers, too. They seem to forget that being a doctor is really only a secondary thing for House. His true calling, his very reason for existing, is to fuck with people as much as he possibly can before he dies. Doctoring is just something to keep him occupied while he's thinking up new and terrible things to do to people.

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