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Vigilant E. Rodent, Esq. ([info]vigilanterodent) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-02-26 18:17:00


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Sex Sales at the MySpace Bazaar - Breastfeeding Edition
It's been a little bit since we last had breastfeeder wank. That's a tragedy and a travesty, and so, courtesy a lovely mousey over on Wank Report, it's time for a comedy in two acts: The Great MySpace Breast Oppression.

[info]bronzegoddess wants us all to know about a VERY IMPORTANT petition. To wit:

Subject: Please sign this REAL petition!

This isn't a joke. It's not a stupid little test that you have to repost or the love of your life will die THIS FRIDAY like OMGodz NOOOO!1!11!! This is about Myspace attempting to take away a woman's right to post a completely non-sexual photo of her breastfeeding her child. Yes, this coming from the same site that allows photos to be posted of barely post pubescent children flashing their tatas and weewees for the camera to get a few more hits to their profile and maybe entice a dirty old man to want to hunt them down for some playtime.

Anywho...here's the link for the petition:

http://www.petitiononline.com/mod_perl/signed.cgi?

Apparently, it's against the TOS of Myspace for me and everyone else to have a picture of our child breastfeeding. Breastfeeding is not a crime in the USA, a breastfeeding woman cannot be charged with any kind of indecent exposure even if her breast in whole or in part is visible before during or after feeding her child. Some may point out that Myspace is not only used by people in the US and I say that the US is the main country with such a stick up its ass regarding breastfeeding. It's not wonder formula feeding is so rampant.

ARGH!

This hurts my brain.

Please "sign" the petition.

-Jamie

And this is the link to the woman that Myspace is threatening to remove:

http://www.myspace.com/my_family_of_5


There is wank everywhere you look in the [info]_pregnant_ post. Consider this a cheese sampler, if you will:
She's also posted over on our old friend, [info]breastfeeding, here. No real wank yet, just agreement with the OP, but I live forever in hope.

ETA: [info]stupid_free gets in on the act. The best part so far is the, uh, "debate" over whether the government owns MySpace.


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[info]julesnoctambule
2007-02-27 01:48 am UTC (link)
I think she's referring to people who fake pregnancies and the lot.

I'm not sure which interpretation scares me more, frankly!

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[info]doomsday
2007-02-27 01:50 am UTC (link)
God I hope so, because the alternative is downright scary! Even that's weird to be flattered by, though.

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[info]julesnoctambule
2007-02-27 01:58 am UTC (link)
I shudder to think that it's common enough to be at the front of her mind like that. I hope she's just paranoid.

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[info]doomsday
2007-02-27 02:03 am UTC (link)
It is a very cute baby. If I ever feel inclined to join the growing practice of faking a pregnancy on LJ and using someone else's baby's pictures as my own, I'll keep her in mind--I already know she's cool with it, after all!

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[info]julesnoctambule
2007-02-27 02:34 am UTC (link)
A few more offers like hers and we could start a baby rental service for all those crazy wanna-be moms!

'Fool Internet Community: USD$50/day
Fool Co-Workers: USD $75/day
Fool Husband/Boyfriend/Some Guy Who Would Pay a Lot in Child Support: USD $100/day(extra fees may apply)'

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[info]aristaea
2007-02-27 06:46 am UTC (link)
we could start a baby rental service

Using only photos of babies we've stolen from people on MySpace and LiveJournal?

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[info]julesnoctambule
2007-02-27 03:39 pm UTC (link)
We may have to expand, but there are plenty of forums with parents using massive pictures of their children as sig files!

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[info]missdaisy
2007-02-27 05:17 pm UTC (link)
Oh, don't bother with her. You can have all my baby pictures for the bargain price of taking my pre-teens and keeping them until they're 18. It's a great deal, I swear.

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[info]hallidae
2007-02-27 01:51 am UTC (link)
I'm going with the fake pregnancies, considering that killing a pregnant woman to steal the baby and claim it as your own is apparently gaining in popularity among the loonies and attention whores.

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[info]julesnoctambule
2007-02-27 01:57 am UTC (link)
killing a pregnant woman to steal the baby and claim it as your own

Scary, isn't it? It seems that in the Library of Batshit Crazy, that book is shelved near 'Sockpuppetry on the Intarwebs: A Freakshow's Guide to Pseuicide, BNF-dom and Faking a Life'.

People -- they'll never fail to disturb me.

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pastri_archy
2007-02-27 02:02 am UTC (link)
O_O Me neither.

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[info]khym_chanur
2007-02-27 02:22 am UTC (link)
*Googles*

Woman Charged in Stolen Fetus Case

O_O

At first I thought "Okay, that's gotta be an urban legend. Murder plus impromptu C-section? Yeah, right". Yikes!

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[info]zinkchan
2007-02-27 02:25 am UTC (link)
Unfortunatly it wasn't. There seemed to be rash of such cases last year though. Maybe '06 was the year of batshit "I'M GONNA STEEL UR FETUS" people.

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[info]vigilanterodent
2007-02-27 02:28 am UTC (link)
It's been an occasional type of craziness for as long as the human race has been around, I'm guessing. I remember seeing a reference about an incident which occurred in one of the American colonies in the mid 18th century, though for the life of me I don't remember which one or any other details.

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[info]zinkchan
2007-02-27 02:33 am UTC (link)
I know I've heard about it happening before, but it was just kind of odd to hear about it happening so many times last year.

But fetus stealing is pretty much number on my list of batshit crazy.

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[info]barankhy
2007-02-27 02:57 am UTC (link)
(Rather Old) Ultimate Batshit:
Man cheats on wife, gets mistress pregnant, then kills her and steals the baby.

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[info]soupspooks
2007-02-27 03:16 am UTC (link)
You forgot about the time he turned into a swan and raped a woman. o.o

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[info]aristaea
2007-02-27 06:48 am UTC (link)
Zeus was always turning into animals and raping women, though, the rascal. It's so hard to keep track of them all!

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[info]soupspooks
2007-02-27 06:59 am UTC (link)
He molested a chick as a bull, swallowed one of 'em and gave birth to his daughter from his own head... Oh, Greek Mythology... you had mpreg, rape and homosexuality. Ahh.

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(no subject) - [info]luthe, 2007-02-27 08:50 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]napalmnacey, 2007-02-27 12:13 pm UTC
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[info]hallidae
2007-02-27 02:29 am UTC (link)
She's not the only one, either. I think there was a total of three or four cases either last year or the year before.

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iwanttobeasleep
2007-02-27 02:56 am UTC (link)
I saw that episode of Law and Order!

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[info]rachel_pi
2007-02-27 03:35 am UTC (link)
I was just about to say that! It was on the marathon yesterday.

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[info]visp
2007-02-27 06:43 am UTC (link)
Actually, that one's as old as the hills. We just have better information technology nowadays, so we hear of more of them.

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[info]hallidae
2007-02-27 06:45 am UTC (link)
So it's always been popular? Creeeeepy.

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[info]visp
2007-02-28 03:25 am UTC (link)
So long as society has said that a woman's primary role is to produce babies, there have been women who couldn't, snapped under the pressure of being "useless" or "not a woman" and done that.

Cause and effect.

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