Sex Sales at the MySpace Bazaar - Breastfeeding Edition
It's been a little bit since we last had breastfeeder wank. That's a tragedy and a travesty, and so, courtesy a lovely mousey over on Wank Report, it's time for a comedy in two acts: The Great MySpace Breast Oppression.

bronzegoddess wants us all to know about a VERY IMPORTANT petition. To wit:

Subject: Please sign this REAL petition!

This isn't a joke. It's not a stupid little test that you have to repost or the love of your life will die THIS FRIDAY like OMGodz NOOOO!1!11!! This is about Myspace attempting to take away a woman's right to post a completely non-sexual photo of her breastfeeding her child. Yes, this coming from the same site that allows photos to be posted of barely post pubescent children flashing their tatas and weewees for the camera to get a few more hits to their profile and maybe entice a dirty old man to want to hunt them down for some playtime.

Anywho...here's the link for the petition:

http://www.petitiononline.com/mod_perl/signed.cgi?

Apparently, it's against the TOS of Myspace for me and everyone else to have a picture of our child breastfeeding. Breastfeeding is not a crime in the USA, a breastfeeding woman cannot be charged with any kind of indecent exposure even if her breast in whole or in part is visible before during or after feeding her child. Some may point out that Myspace is not only used by people in the US and I say that the US is the main country with such a stick up its ass regarding breastfeeding. It's not wonder formula feeding is so rampant.

ARGH!

This hurts my brain.

Please "sign" the petition.

-Jamie

And this is the link to the woman that Myspace is threatening to remove:

http://www.myspace.com/my_family_of_5

There is wank everywhere you look in the

_pregnant_ post. Consider this a cheese sampler, if you will:

She's also posted over on our old friend,

breastfeeding, here. No real wank yet, just agreement with the OP, but I live forever in hope.

ETA:

stupid_free gets in on the act. The best part so far is the, uh, "debate" over whether the government owns MySpace.

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	shallow_kid 2007-02-27 02:50 am UTC (link)
	I breastfeed. Why do I not feel compelled to post pictures of myself feeding my spawn and get all offended by those who do not wish to see my rather pointless display of lactation? Is there something wrong with me? Should I seek therapy? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	runrunmarch 2007-02-27 02:56 am UTC (link)
	Clearly! You need to post pictures on MySpace, LJ, JF and every other site ever created ever! It's the lactation sensation that's rockin' the nation! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	solunatic 2007-02-27 03:22 am UTC (link)
	Like totally. Only cool moms show off their breastfeeding sessions in their Myspcae,LJ, JF, GJ, Blogger, and Facebook profiles. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	khym_chanur 2007-02-27 07:45 am UTC (link)
	JESUS CHRIST ITS A SANE PERSON GET IN THE CAR!!! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	dragonfangirl 2007-02-27 09:12 am UTC (link)
	You can't stop here, this is WANK country! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	missdaisy 2007-02-27 05:25 pm UTC (link)
	But how can you enjoy the fullness of this new and revolutionary act unless you post pictures of it to the internet? You're acting as though it's ordinary, commonplace and has been around longer than the hills. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	greenling 2007-02-27 08:00 pm UTC (link)
	...Yes. Seek therapy. And while you're in there, I'll hold on to your icon for you. And any other pictures you have like that. (Who are those guys ~~and do they do birthdays~~?) (Reply to this)(Parent)

	ninja_stripper 2007-03-03 07:16 am UTC (link)
	Quite obviously, this is reverse breast feeding psychology to get us to ask for those pictures! You clever, clever woman. ~~if you DO have pictures of your boobies when they are not busy nurturing your young, we don't mind those~~ (Reply to this)(Parent)

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