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Vigilant E. Rodent, Esq. ([info]vigilanterodent) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-02-26 18:17:00


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Sex Sales at the MySpace Bazaar - Breastfeeding Edition
It's been a little bit since we last had breastfeeder wank. That's a tragedy and a travesty, and so, courtesy a lovely mousey over on Wank Report, it's time for a comedy in two acts: The Great MySpace Breast Oppression.

[info]bronzegoddess wants us all to know about a VERY IMPORTANT petition. To wit:

Subject: Please sign this REAL petition!

This isn't a joke. It's not a stupid little test that you have to repost or the love of your life will die THIS FRIDAY like OMGodz NOOOO!1!11!! This is about Myspace attempting to take away a woman's right to post a completely non-sexual photo of her breastfeeding her child. Yes, this coming from the same site that allows photos to be posted of barely post pubescent children flashing their tatas and weewees for the camera to get a few more hits to their profile and maybe entice a dirty old man to want to hunt them down for some playtime.

Anywho...here's the link for the petition:

http://www.petitiononline.com/mod_perl/signed.cgi?

Apparently, it's against the TOS of Myspace for me and everyone else to have a picture of our child breastfeeding. Breastfeeding is not a crime in the USA, a breastfeeding woman cannot be charged with any kind of indecent exposure even if her breast in whole or in part is visible before during or after feeding her child. Some may point out that Myspace is not only used by people in the US and I say that the US is the main country with such a stick up its ass regarding breastfeeding. It's not wonder formula feeding is so rampant.

ARGH!

This hurts my brain.

Please "sign" the petition.

-Jamie

And this is the link to the woman that Myspace is threatening to remove:

http://www.myspace.com/my_family_of_5


There is wank everywhere you look in the [info]_pregnant_ post. Consider this a cheese sampler, if you will:
She's also posted over on our old friend, [info]breastfeeding, here. No real wank yet, just agreement with the OP, but I live forever in hope.

ETA: [info]stupid_free gets in on the act. The best part so far is the, uh, "debate" over whether the government owns MySpace.


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[info]dragonfangirl
2007-02-27 11:22 pm UTC (link)
So, it's okay to tell them as long as I don't laugh?

In that case, how many dead babies does it take to paint the side of a barn?

I promise I have a completely straight face on right now. You can't see it, but it's true.

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[info]nymeria
2007-02-28 03:48 pm UTC (link)
Depends how hard you throw them.

How many dead babies does it take to shingle a roof?

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