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Dan Fogelberg's ([info]llama_treats) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-02-27 13:03:00
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Current mood:I put on my wizard hat...

Jesus sez "I'll Be Back"
So, you may or may not know about James Cameron's foray into the the "tomb of Jesus". (I'll get right on sending over that Jesus DNA I have in my attic so you can compare the strands, okay James? Oh, wait. That's Elvis' sweat.)

Cue Christians vs. atheists, Israel vs. Palestine, OogaBoogaing, L. Ron Hubbard, and one strange fellow donning his robe and wizard hat in the comments (supposedly, he gives you a good time if you call).

Oy.
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[info]soupspooks
2007-02-27 07:13 pm UTC (link)
You don't have to take your wizard hat off...

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(no subject) - [info]llama_treats, 2007-02-27 07:15 pm UTC

[info]queencallipygos
2007-02-27 07:16 pm UTC (link)
My favorite is the guy who keeps on making lengthy pro-cannabis posts out of nowhere.

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[info]ichigatsu
2007-02-27 07:17 pm UTC (link)
Someone break out the zombie!Jesus icon, please.

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[info]beccastareyes
2007-02-27 07:17 pm UTC (link)
I saw this on Google news and I was like... 'There's no way this is gonna end well at all.'

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[info]mindset
2007-02-27 07:25 pm UTC (link)
"I put on my robe and wizard hat."

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[info]vigilanterodent
2007-02-27 07:29 pm UTC (link)
Oh, James Cameron. You can't DNA-test faith, pumpkin, and that's the point of the exercise. Fail.

The comment section is indeed just one big hilarious party, though.

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[info]honorh
2007-02-27 07:32 pm UTC (link)
Oh, for crying out loud--when I saw this on the news last night, it was described as "the Da Vinci Code school of archeology." That, to me, seems to say it all. Cameron, you're a ginormous tool.

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(no subject) - [info]life_on_mars, 2007-02-28 07:51 am UTC

[info]rotten_fish
2007-02-27 07:45 pm UTC (link)
But - I'm so confused. What are they comparing the DNA to? Did Cameron buy God's magic pubic hairs at the local Yarn for Ewe or something?

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D: - [info]sadako, 2007-02-28 03:10 pm UTC
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[info]doomsday
2007-02-27 07:55 pm UTC (link)
Well, at least Geraldo Rivera won't feel so embarrassed about Al Capone's vault anymore.

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[info]marciamarcia
2007-02-27 08:11 pm UTC (link)
Gah. As a rational skeptic, there's absolutely no one I can side with in this arguement.

Two things I've had to explain far too often in the last few days:

1) A tomb filled with people who's names are the ancient middle-eastern equivalent of Dakota and Madison does in no way equal "teh fall of the ebol X-ianity!!!111!"

2) The fact that James Cameron is a retarded attention-whore does in no way prove that Jesus really is magic.

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(no subject) - [info]llama_treats, 2007-02-27 08:13 pm UTC

[info]lindentreeisle
2007-02-27 08:15 pm UTC (link)
There doesn't seem to be any plagarismwank yet...how sad.

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[info]black_spot
2007-02-27 08:20 pm UTC (link)
I read this earlier this morning, and the best bit is….

Mr Cameron likened discovering the unusual name to finding a grave marked Ringo alongside a John, Paul and George. "Mariamene is Mary Magdalene – that's the Ringo that's what sets this whole film in motion," Cameron said.

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[info]stella_polaris
2007-02-27 08:23 pm UTC (link)
I can't believe this icon hasn't been used yet.

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[info]harrylovesron
2007-02-27 08:31 pm UTC (link)
The fact that a movie director is conducting said "study" and not, say, an anthropologist or archaeologist should set off the bullshit alarm for anybody.

Also, this is a GIP.

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[info]funkyhelix
2007-02-27 09:30 pm UTC (link)

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[info]aristaea
2007-02-27 09:56 pm UTC (link)
The Chupacabra doesn't terrorize Mexico. It origionated in Puerto Rico.

Whatevs, I saw the X-Files. I know the real truth...

I think my favourite reply is this one, from an anon:

Stop wanking people!!

Aww. You're about three thousand replies too late, sweetie.

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[info]brown_betty
2007-02-27 10:12 pm UTC (link)
It appears to be tangentially connected to the Ossuary of James, so, you know, there's credibility right there.

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[info]lyppy
2007-02-27 10:45 pm UTC (link)
I hope Jeebus never gets internet access. He'll just turn to his dad like, "I died for who now?"

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[info]polygamouse
2007-02-27 11:31 pm UTC (link)
(I'll get right on sending over that Jesus DNA I have in my attic so you can compare the strands, okay James? Oh, wait. That's Elvis' sweat.)

If we're all God's children, shouldn't we all have Jesus DNA?

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(no subject) - [info]vigilanterodent, 2007-02-28 12:42 am UTC
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[info]notjo
2007-02-27 11:35 pm UTC (link)
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

sflkdljkfasdkljadfsjkl;adsf

*sobs* I just want the bad news article to go away! *sobs*

Quick! Someone distract me with Jesus/Judas porn!

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[info]catman
2007-02-28 01:12 am UTC (link)
OMG! James Cameron found Al Capone's superseekrit vault!!


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[info]writinchica2k
2007-02-28 01:36 am UTC (link)
Somewhere, Dan Brown is tenting his fingers and smirking.
I KNOW IT.

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[info]joye
2007-02-28 02:07 am UTC (link)
"Jesus: Tales from the Crypt" = lol.
If this were really such a major discovery, we would have heard about it back in 1985. The only reason it's been dug up again is an attempt to cash in on the DC.
Meanwhile, I'm wondering why someone would use three different languages on coffins in the same place--Hebrew, Greek and Latin.
Anyway I thought Mary Madgalene was in France! DAN BROWN! YOU LIED TO ME NOOOOOOOOOO

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[info]napalmnacey
2007-02-28 03:47 am UTC (link)
James Cameron should go back to finding excuses to film hot chicks naked. It's what he's best at.

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[info]semirecluse
2007-02-28 04:34 am UTC (link)
That phone number googles to a body armor company. Which is called, coincidentally enough, "Paraclete."

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