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Dan Fogelberg's ([info]llama_treats) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-02-27 13:03:00
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Current mood:I put on my wizard hat...

Jesus sez "I'll Be Back"
So, you may or may not know about James Cameron's foray into the the "tomb of Jesus". (I'll get right on sending over that Jesus DNA I have in my attic so you can compare the strands, okay James? Oh, wait. That's Elvis' sweat.)

Cue Christians vs. atheists, Israel vs. Palestine, OogaBoogaing, L. Ron Hubbard, and one strange fellow donning his robe and wizard hat in the comments (supposedly, he gives you a good time if you call).

Oy.


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[info]doomsday
2007-02-27 07:57 pm UTC (link)
They're going to find a mosquito that bit Jesus right before he died. They'll fill in any gaps with frog DNA, of course.

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[info]marciamarcia
2007-02-27 08:04 pm UTC (link)
Little known fact: If you stand very still, Jesus can't see you.

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[info]doomsday
2007-02-27 08:08 pm UTC (link)
Jesus' arms are disproportionately small for his body, though they are quite muscular.

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[info]vigilanterodent
2007-02-27 08:15 pm UTC (link)
Jesus is the largest known messiah and one of the largest known land predators.

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[info]doomsday
2007-02-27 08:22 pm UTC (link)
Poverty was a strain on Jesus' carnivorous diet.

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[info]vigilanterodent
2007-02-27 08:46 pm UTC (link)
Jesus traveled in packs with twelve other males.

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[info]mythdefied
2007-02-27 09:46 pm UTC (link)

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[info]smo
2007-02-28 06:19 am UTC (link)
Macro FTW!

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[info]itsirtou
2007-02-27 10:48 pm UTC (link)
This is officially the best thread ever.

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[info]cjk
2007-02-28 12:50 am UTC (link)
This thread r0cks.

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[info]plazmah
2007-02-28 05:48 am UTC (link)
So, so, so much love right now.

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[info]dragonfangirl
2007-02-28 09:29 am UTC (link)
Jesus actually had two brains, one in his head and one at the base of his spine.

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[info]penguinfaery
2007-02-27 08:44 pm UTC (link)
I would like you to know you just cause me great amusement And several odd looks from the people sitting next to me.

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[info]lindentreeisle
2007-02-27 08:13 pm UTC (link)
ha ha!

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ealusaid
2007-02-27 08:06 pm UTC (link)
*sporfle!* Win.

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[info]mindset
2007-02-27 09:37 pm UTC (link)
I'm slightly disturbed to see this thread has recreated the Raptor Jesus meme, presumably without prior knowledge of it...

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[info]vigilanterodent
2007-02-27 11:02 pm UTC (link)
Our version of Judiahraptor messiahisis seems way cooler, anyway.

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[info]marciamarcia
2007-02-27 11:45 pm UTC (link)
Word. Although I think we should blantantly rip off the "He Went Extinct For Your Sins" catchphrase.

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[info]vigilanterodent
2007-02-28 12:42 am UTC (link)
I'm down with that.

I am the first to acknowledge Christianity would be 100% more awesome if it were The Argentinosaurus, The Utahraptor, and The Holy Archaeopteryx in the Holy Trinity.

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[info]marciamarcia
2007-02-28 01:05 am UTC (link)
Feathered lizards, huh?

Just think. If the Spanish had just been a little less successful in their conversion-at-gunpoint of the Aztecs we could be enjoying Quetzalcoatl Jesus right now.

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[info]smo
2007-02-28 06:20 am UTC (link)
Quetzalcoatl Jesus: best thing evar.

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