Current mood:

I put on my wizard hat...

Jesus sez "I'll Be Back"
So, you may or may not know about James Cameron's foray into the the "tomb of Jesus". (I'll get right on sending over that Jesus DNA I have in my attic so you can compare the strands, okay James? Oh, wait. That's Elvis' sweat.)

Cue Christians vs. atheists, Israel vs. Palestine, OogaBoogaing, L. Ron Hubbard, and one strange fellow donning his robe and wizard hat in the comments (supposedly, he gives you a good time if you call).

Oy.

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	doomsday 2007-02-27 08:08 pm UTC (link)
	Jesus' arms are disproportionately small for his body, though they are quite muscular. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	vigilanterodent 2007-02-27 08:15 pm UTC (link)
	Jesus is the largest known messiah and one of the largest known land predators. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	doomsday 2007-02-27 08:22 pm UTC (link)
	Poverty was a strain on Jesus' carnivorous diet. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	vigilanterodent 2007-02-27 08:46 pm UTC (link)
	Jesus traveled in packs with twelve other males. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	mythdefied 2007-02-27 09:46 pm UTC (link)
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	smo 2007-02-28 06:19 am UTC (link)
	Macro FTW! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	itsirtou 2007-02-27 10:48 pm UTC (link)
	This is officially the best thread ever. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	cjk 2007-02-28 12:50 am UTC (link)
	This thread r0cks. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	plazmah 2007-02-28 05:48 am UTC (link)
	So, so, so much love right now. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	dragonfangirl 2007-02-28 09:29 am UTC (link)
	Jesus actually had two brains, one in his head and one at the base of his spine. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	penguinfaery 2007-02-27 08:44 pm UTC (link)
	I would like you to know you just cause me great amusement ~~And several odd looks from the people sitting next to me.~~ (Reply to this)(Parent)

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