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Dan Fogelberg's ([info]llama_treats) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-02-27 13:03:00
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Current mood:I put on my wizard hat...

Jesus sez "I'll Be Back"
So, you may or may not know about James Cameron's foray into the the "tomb of Jesus". (I'll get right on sending over that Jesus DNA I have in my attic so you can compare the strands, okay James? Oh, wait. That's Elvis' sweat.)

Cue Christians vs. atheists, Israel vs. Palestine, OogaBoogaing, L. Ron Hubbard, and one strange fellow donning his robe and wizard hat in the comments (supposedly, he gives you a good time if you call).

Oy.


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[info]oar
2007-02-27 10:01 pm UTC (link)
Pfft, comparison? Don't you see? They're going to clone Jesus! And he'll totally come out Caucasian, too.

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[info]cinnamonical
2007-02-28 12:51 am UTC (link)
But only ghei couples will have any use for cloning! And if you clone something (especially from the sperm of two ghei men) you'll produce the Antichrist! LaHaye and Jenkins say so, so it must be true!

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[info]oar
2007-02-28 02:31 am UTC (link)
Is that seriously how the Antichrist appears in those books? I've never read them, but damn.

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[info]cinnamonical
2007-02-28 02:38 am UTC (link)
That's what I've heard. Nicolae Carpathia, a.k.a. Antichrist-sama, is apparently the son of two gay men who apparently combined their sperm to make a tube assbaby or something? I don't know, it was stupid though. *read other people reviews on the series, and that's how she knows*

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[info]shark
2007-02-28 04:41 am UTC (link)
What the fuck. I stopped reading after the sixth book, I think, back when the stuff going on still made sense (sort of, but I was also twelve and had a higher tolerance for cracky bullshit).

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[info]cinnamonical
2007-02-28 04:45 am UTC (link)
When I was 12, I had a morbid fascination with the Apocalypse 'cause I'd just read the Book of Revelations. So, naturally, I wanted to see what the Left Behind series was all about.

I borrowed the first book from the library and got bored halfway through the first chapter.

Yeah. It's like that.

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[info]shark
2007-02-28 04:49 am UTC (link)
First chapter was rough, no doubt about that, but I remember it getting better as LeHaye and Jenkins got into the swing of writing the thing - I think mostly they'd been passing propaganda off as non-fiction before that, with true fiction being something of a new thing.

Anyway. That's how I remember it.

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[info]oar
2007-02-28 06:38 pm UTC (link)
I feel obligated to pimp Slacktivist's page-by-page analysis.

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[info]seiberwing
2007-02-28 03:24 pm UTC (link)
Oh, for Christ's sake.

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[info]sithwitch13
2007-02-28 02:34 am UTC (link)
...wait, that was their explanation for that?

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[info]cinnamonical
2007-02-28 02:37 am UTC (link)
Yes. I don't have the links to reference right now, but yes, essentially that's what it was.

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[info]sithwitch13
2007-02-28 02:49 am UTC (link)
That's... new and interesting logic. Every time I think I've found a situation in which this icon is the most appropriate, something else comes along.

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D:
[info]sadako
2007-02-28 03:10 pm UTC (link)
...I so wanted to believe you weren't remebering this correctly, but google tells me you were.

http://web.morons.org/article.jsp?id=6260

And my faith in humanity, it goes down yet another notch.

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[info]cinnamonical
2007-02-28 03:14 pm UTC (link)
D:!

Why can't my memory remember the nice things?! DDDD:

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