Current mood:

I put on my wizard hat...

Jesus sez "I'll Be Back"
So, you may or may not know about James Cameron's foray into the the "tomb of Jesus". (I'll get right on sending over that Jesus DNA I have in my attic so you can compare the strands, okay James? Oh, wait. That's Elvis' sweat.)

Cue Christians vs. atheists, Israel vs. Palestine, OogaBoogaing, L. Ron Hubbard, and one strange fellow donning his robe and wizard hat in the comments (supposedly, he gives you a good time if you call).

Oy.

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	vigilanterodent 2007-02-27 11:02 pm UTC (link)
	Our version of Judiahraptor messiahisis seems way cooler, anyway. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	marciamarcia 2007-02-27 11:45 pm UTC (link)
	Word. Although I think we should blantantly rip off the "He Went Extinct For Your Sins" catchphrase. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	vigilanterodent 2007-02-28 12:42 am UTC (link)
	I'm down with that. I am the first to acknowledge Christianity would be 100% more awesome if it were The Argentinosaurus, The Utahraptor, and The Holy Archaeopteryx in the Holy Trinity. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	marciamarcia 2007-02-28 01:05 am UTC (link)
	Feathered lizards, huh? Just think. If the Spanish had just been a little less successful in their conversion-at-gunpoint of the Aztecs we could be enjoying Quetzalcoatl Jesus right now. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	smo 2007-02-28 06:20 am UTC (link)
	Quetzalcoatl Jesus: best thing evar. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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