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Dan Fogelberg's (llama_treats) wrote in otf_wank,
@ 2007-02-27 13:03:00

Current mood:

I put on my wizard hat...

Jesus sez "I'll Be Back"
So, you may or may not know about James Cameron's foray into the the "tomb of Jesus". (I'll get right on sending over that Jesus DNA I have in my attic so you can compare the strands, okay James? Oh, wait. That's Elvis' sweat.)

Cue Christians vs. atheists, Israel vs. Palestine, OogaBoogaing, L. Ron Hubbard, and one strange fellow donning his robe and wizard hat in the comments (supposedly, he gives you a good time if you call).

Oy.

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	vigilanterodent 2007-02-27 11:05 pm UTC (link)
	I hope St. Isidore of Seville (patron saint of computers and the internets) designed a special child filter for God that prevents Jesus from ever seeing this stuff. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	lyppy 2007-02-27 11:09 pm UTC (link)
	Jesus: But Dad, I want to go on MySpace! Can't you just unblock it once? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	doomsday 2007-02-27 11:24 pm UTC (link)
	Jesus would be such a MySpace h0r. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	wankaholic 2007-02-27 11:40 pm UTC (link)
	I wonder if he'd be a wanker? And if you post about Jesus on fandom_wank, will God smite you? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	doomsday 2007-02-27 11:44 pm UTC (link)
	Jesus wouldn't be a wanker, but his fangirls would. I can imagine God trying to have JF TOS'd for posting Jesus wank, too. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	lyppy 2007-02-28 12:08 am UTC (link)
	I like think of Jesus as a BNF who unintentionally causes flamewars about who deserves to be on his friends list. And let's get into the defriending issues... (Reply to this)(Parent)

	cinnamonical 2007-02-28 12:45 am UTC (link)
	Jesus wouldn't be a wanker, but his fangirls would. So what does that make Pat Robertson and Jerry Falwell, twuntwaffles? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	chibikaijuu 2007-02-28 01:41 am UTC (link)
	Is that even a question? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	cinnamonical 2007-02-28 01:58 am UTC (link)
	Good point. Conceded. goes off to make syrup-covered roffles (Reply to this)(Parent)

	lurker32 2007-02-28 01:55 am UTC (link)
	Creepy stalker fangirls. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ealusaid 2007-03-01 03:19 am UTC (link)
	Ones who hadn't even read the book, but were just going off descriptions from friends. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	melisus 2007-02-28 01:12 am UTC (link)
	Noooooo! Now the temptation is there to make Jesus a MySpace page! Though most people would probably not appreciate the humour and MySpace would delete it... (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	sadako 2007-02-28 01:48 am UTC (link)
	o_O Was this sarcasm? I've had more than a few glasses of wine and can't really tell. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	melisus 2007-02-28 01:52 am UTC (link)
	Nope. It was serious. Because I'm crazy. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	sadako 2007-02-28 02:55 pm UTC (link)
	Ha! I was asking because I have two 'Jesuses' on my myspace friends list, and there are dozens more that I don't. ;) (Reply to this)(Parent)

	magpiggles 2007-02-28 11:29 am UTC (link)
	I'd be shocked if there weren't allready hundreds. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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