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Dan Fogelberg's ([info]llama_treats) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-02-27 13:03:00


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Current mood:I put on my wizard hat...

Jesus sez "I'll Be Back"
So, you may or may not know about James Cameron's foray into the the "tomb of Jesus". (I'll get right on sending over that Jesus DNA I have in my attic so you can compare the strands, okay James? Oh, wait. That's Elvis' sweat.)

Cue Christians vs. atheists, Israel vs. Palestine, OogaBoogaing, L. Ron Hubbard, and one strange fellow donning his robe and wizard hat in the comments (supposedly, he gives you a good time if you call).

Oy.



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[info]joye
2007-02-28 02:07 am UTC (link)
"Jesus: Tales from the Crypt" = lol.
If this were really such a major discovery, we would have heard about it back in 1985. The only reason it's been dug up again is an attempt to cash in on the DC.
Meanwhile, I'm wondering why someone would use three different languages on coffins in the same place--Hebrew, Greek and Latin.
Anyway I thought Mary Madgalene was in France! DAN BROWN! YOU LIED TO ME NOOOOOOOOOO

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[info]napalmnacey
2007-02-28 03:46 am UTC (link)
Yes! France! That didn't even exist back then! (Gaw, Dan Brown brings the chortles!)

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[info]napalmnacey
2007-03-01 04:54 am UTC (link)
This is why I have *never* read any of his books.

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[info]avari
2007-02-28 10:49 pm UTC (link)
Yes! France! That didn't even exist back then!

Dan Brown also taught us Parisians that our city was actually created a thousand years later than what historians said. HOW COULD THEY LIE TO US!?

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[info]napalmnacey
2007-03-01 04:54 am UTC (link)
They didn't want you to know the TRUTH. It would have made you go INSANE and eat puppies or something.

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[info]avari
2007-03-02 10:33 pm UTC (link)
Naa, I only eat horses, snails and frogs *munches*

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[info]napalmnacey
2007-03-03 06:34 am UTC (link)
Tonight I'm eating kangaroos.

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[info]mrbimble
2007-03-01 04:40 am UTC (link)
with the large Jewish population that was living in the South of France! (OF COURSE they were there! Dan Brown said so!)

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